@sssebastian THATS WHY UR HURR IS SO BIG

TWITTER PERSONALS: Single semi-drunk white boy seeking warm and juicy chicken nuggets for open relations. Into foreplay involving ranch

if you even hit one of my friends dont even think that we wont ALL swing back at you

Yall are like black people in the theater. Like why you asking questions? Just watch and you'll see

Harlem shake at le bowling facility

Butt toucher

Omg. My parents are showeringme in fav foodz. Fried, calamari, egg rolls, sticky rice, etc. Nomz~~~

@damndavid420 Def Ron Paul tho

if my internet goes out I swear to god, ooooo  http://twitpic.com/ba7qcr 

FREE @cassdakilla

Woke up next to a couple beers and a samurai sword. Very choice

one has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause

When you try to show ur mom something on the computer and then she just wont leave. And im just sitting here waiting u__u

Damn oatmeal raisin cookie tricking me and looking like a chocolate chip cookie

Having a conversatin with both @lyndsvvy and @damndavid420 via D's phone

Should let @lyndsvvy dye @damndavid420's pubes and given him lil highlights. Thatd be cute

Oh, I just died in my timeline tonight. It must have been something you tweeted

How do you throw up on someone and play it cool

My day was spent napping in various parts of my house. Basically I was being a cat

I love Chick-Fil-A. But Chick-Fil-A hates me because I like dudes. Wah