Boob is the only word in English which contains full 3D view of the object.
Top view: B. Front View: oo. Side view : b

Punjabi Names: Mix and Match

—-jeet
—-preet
—-jot
—-pal
—-deep
—-dev
—-inder
—-meet
—-leen
—-neet

with

Har—-
Man—-
Rav—-
Jas—-
Gur—-

The quietest people have the loudest minds.

What do you call a woman who wears short dresses and goes to pub and has active sex life? HER NAME and nothing else.

What are Taliban most afraid of ?
A girl with a book.
What are Shiv Sena most afraid of ?
A girl with facebook.

Taliban-0 ShivSena-0

When Jesus said love thy neighbor I think he really meant don't put a password on your Wifi.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza
#top10insults

Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person says: hi

#LifeinWhatsapp

RIP Rajesh Khanna. One of my adolescent dreams was to woo a girl in a train by chasing her alongside in a jeep.

Don't look back. You are not going that way.

#LiesWomenTellMen I destroyed the letters
#LiesMenTellWomen I deleted the pictures

Dear Subway, I have personally seen you do this. Please stop. pic.twitter.com/uAYSHliJyv

Badass. First time the Taj was just an afterthought in a photo. http://t.co/c7aGe9iM

You never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am.

What doesn't kill me...
…had better start running.

You don't need pickup line for Indian girls. You need one for her parents.

@bollywoodgandu Simi Garewal must have had an amazing childhood watching the pyramids getting built.

#WhatCuriosityWillFindForSure Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars http://t.co/fDy6ktr4

F.A.I.L : First Attempt In Learning

#YouKnowYoureIndianWhen you have probably never seen your parents kiss