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Satuan waktu yang paling lama: 1) "otw, 5 menit"-nya cowok 2) "aku mandi bentar, 10 menit"-nya cewek 3) "ditunggu 15 menit ya"-nya Pizza Hut
Ghana, a country that we need not worry about. Because everthing is ghana be alright.
3 Jenis batuk: 1) Batuk berdahak. 2) Batuk tidak berdahak. 3) Batuk kode.
Guys.. Seriously, blame the people who did it. NOT the religion.
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So, buat para cowok yang suka mikir "kayaknya gue bukan level dia deh.." atau "dia terlalu cantik buat gue.." WAKE UP AND GRAB SOME BOOBS!!!
"Will you replace my X without asking Y?"
You know you fell in love with a girl, when you feel "enggak tega" to imagine her while masturbating.
If a guy is quiet, he's thinking. If a girl is quiet, it's the calm before the puting beliung.
Timeline is my favorite comedy show.
Sometimes i post tweets in english, before realising how awful my grammar is and shamefully deleting them.