Why are there so many lesbians on Twitter??

Vaginas are gross. Fuck em

my lack of popularity on Twitter, is only surpassed by my lack of popularity in real life :(

Some women really are Angels. I'm talking about the ones who'll have sex with me.

When you hold in a fart, Where does it go? :(

I'm starting to prefer masturbation over sex. It's quicker, easier, less messy, and doesn't have any attitude.

New diet: Tapeworm implants

Happy St. Pavelec's Day :)

Danny Devito a womanizer. Guys, There's hope for all of us :)

Eat healthy. Eat a pussy.

Pavelec for Pope #goJetsgo

Having boobs must be awesome

Funny, weird, scary, gross, sexy, pervert, dumbass, genius, interesting, boring, mysterious, beautiful "WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOU PEOPLE"

If you want faithful, get a dog.

Someone attacked a Politician while he was jogging & a fire at the Taxation Bldg. Alright maybe the revolution has started! Let's go!!

The best way to face Christmas is drunk

I've seen most of you naked :)

Same old sex with the same old person gets very boring. That's probably why marriage doesn't work :(

Do all of you have cats?

I get really depressed when the Jets lose :( #goJetsgo