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Why are there so many lesbians on Twitter??
Vaginas are gross. Fuck em
my lack of popularity on Twitter, is only surpassed by my lack of popularity in real life :(
Some women really are Angels. I'm talking about the ones who'll have sex with me.
When you hold in a fart, Where does it go? :(
I'm starting to prefer masturbation over sex. It's quicker, easier, less messy, and doesn't have any attitude.
New diet: Tapeworm implants
Happy St. Pavelec's Day :)
Danny Devito a womanizer. Guys, There's hope for all of us :)
Eat healthy. Eat a pussy.
Having boobs must be awesome
Funny, weird, scary, gross, sexy, pervert, dumbass, genius, interesting, boring, mysterious, beautiful "WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOU PEOPLE"
If you want faithful, get a dog.
Someone attacked a Politician while he was jogging & a fire at the Taxation Bldg. Alright maybe the revolution has started! Let's go!!
The best way to face Christmas is drunk
I've seen most of you naked :)
Same old sex with the same old person gets very boring. That's probably why marriage doesn't work :(
Do all of you have cats?
Kids 'should not' follow me. There's no telling what I might say // #goJetsgo // I hate all politicians and their political correctness, especially Liberals