seance, ouiji board meeting - cadaver palaver

ignominious sideways glance~could he love me perchance~words & wit engaged in a seductive dance~logophile romance

maladroit bot, prone to teeter-tot whether inebriated or not, nevertheless would trit-trot in high heels to @coinopratdchris' fave mtg spot

whenever i try to stop tweeting for the night, an internecine scuffle between my practical side & my lexicon-crack addicted side ensues.....

the nemorous xxx-mas tree lot is the perfect meeting place for necro-dendrophiliacs...

when she said "i found myself choking on his sophism" her mother replied "so that's what they call it these days!"

unasinous, eh? as in tweedle dee is as unasinous as tweedle dum?

♥♥♥ and the coinoperatedcutebot romance evolves on christmas day: @coinopratdchris asked me to marry him and i of course accepted!!!!♥♥♥

salubrious? i was student body secretary at an all girls high school & i'd tell the younger girls not to smoke while i was smoking...

salty tears mingled w/ smeared eyeliner streak haphazardly into a Rorschach-like pattern, alar & tragically beautiful

oh where it's nemorous ~the dendrophiliac feels amorous~oh he's got a woody when the atmosphere is woody...

sesquipedalian rhetoric - the longer the better #artwiculate

disparate lover~rottin flesh~decayin tissue not so fresh~keep that coffin rockin~til the gravedigger comes a-knockin

Tina Tintinnabulation abhorred the Friday night hordes of doltish frat boys: they were lousy tippers & always tried to grab her bells!

phallic sophism: tube-socks-stuffed-in-your-boxer-briefs-fallacy

when technology becomes so advanced that celebrating sesquicentennial birthdays is the norm, someone please euthanize me!

when he's betwixt her thighs~his hand can't stifle her vociferant cries~of unbridled rapture~the intensity of which this tweet can't capture

absurd conspiracy theories and "statistics" re: #artwiculate crowns --- a simper erupts into uncontrollable laughter

at least 3 of her various personalities were always engaged in some sort of internecine scrimmage for domination

the sesquipedalian philodox can go on all night...