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Marijuana may be fully legal in Las Vegas in 2012. Which would balance out with Palin running for Maverick of the United States again.
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I just received an email: "This just in: Katie Holmes smacks Papparazzi with black dildo."
To which I say... Fuck, I got nothing.
To which I say... Fuck, I got nothing.
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Watching planet 51 with my little brother. The screeching child behind me makes me feel better about tweeting during the movie.
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The only people who are allowed to say "same difference" are people who are unafraid of getting punched a second time in the throat.
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And the award to most unwanted conversation goes to: fifteen minutes ago, talking about my method of birth control.
Thank you, grandma.
Thank you, grandma.
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Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Unstoppable force FREAKS THE FUCK OUT. Immovable object says it's no biggie-da. Enter: headache.
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No Glee. No chocolate. If @ibshankin doesn't deliver a basket of puppies in fifteen minutes you're all going down with me.
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Is it wrong for me to deny a friend request from the kid who I'm certain stole my iPhone and iPod last year? I think not.
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I mean, if you wanted accuracy, wouldn't you wanna go with something written in the times? King James didn't know Jesus, I bet.
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As a resident of Las Vegas, I implore you: Take whatever Happens with you. We're ass-deep in Happening. No more. Please.
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Lady, it's nice out, I agree, but no matter how nice it is it will never warrent me seeing your poonaner. Put it away please. Thank you.
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Most girls worry about being overweight. I have the issue of actually being mugged by a stiff wind
and sounding like a xylophone when I fall
and sounding like a xylophone when I fall
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