when i have kids im gonna make them dougie for their dinner

nigerians should be banned from making movies http://t.co/hUG6FFvm

misha will get deported after the show #xfactor

you lot need to stop watching bbc news and watch aljezeera see life from a different perspective

arent the EDL terrorists themselves but no one cares because they're caucasian

"@twi_teacher: What is adamfo In English?" Friend

my dads getting emotional because i dont tell him about my love life...get over it you'd probably asainate me if i brought someone home

i get nervous over really dumb things

why is this job application as an elf at santas groto so long ffs

"@likeyoucare__: @mell_zed has the cutest avi! Lol @smoxybbe we need to step our game up we're loosing haha!" Aww

@likeyoucare__ congrats on getting into uni :)

Why is it so hard to understand Jamaicans but they have the best accent

everyones just gonna par somalia when they come out thats if they qualified

@upinthev @uberfacts tweets bullshit sometimes

Haha Mellisa got on the wrong train which is heading to cardiff and now she's crying because she got on the train without a ticket

actual cringe

So tempted to take out my Jollof rice and eat it on the train

do you have to pout in every picture

Can't believe its been a year since I left school

late registration > 808 & heartbreak