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Can't afford to go to the dentist? I just heard that the airport is offering cavity checks FOR FREE
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Raise your hands
and drop your pants
and do the liver dance
we're drinking guinness,
that's what's in us
so clap your fucking hands
and drop your pants
and do the liver dance
we're drinking guinness,
that's what's in us
so clap your fucking hands
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My favorite lyric from my band's upcoming Irish show:
Back in the day you loved to fellate us, like you were a'starvin and I came potatoes
Back in the day you loved to fellate us, like you were a'starvin and I came potatoes
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Either my girlfriend was doing arts and crafts with glitter, or a stripper exploded in my apartment.
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So I'm uptown with a ton of time to kill right now. If any hot bitches wanna buy me lunch, hit me up.
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I'm starting to think that life isn't worth living anymore and...
Oh wait, there's the bartender now. Nevermind, everything's cool.
Oh wait, there's the bartender now. Nevermind, everything's cool.
Apparently it's against company policy to have a flask of vodka at work. Looks like I'll have to switch over to mini-bottles.
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