@uncalledfor's (uncalled for.) most faved Tweets...
I'm going to hate-fuck the hell out of my hand later. I mean no offense to right hands when I say that.
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Weak house party. Not only didn't I offend anyone, I hardly embarassed myself. Time to go home, head hung in shame.
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Joke's on you. It takes six to get me to make really bad decisions. That was four. Four *pricey* beers, so poor decisions are on the table.
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If a skidmark makes it through 4+ flushes, it's earned the right to present itself to the world/the rest ofthe office.
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This woman seems to be putting so much effort into looking young she's neglected the fact that she smells like an old folks' home.
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It may appear that I star @benmarvin tweets like a bot, so perhaps that's why I lost favrd rights.
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The guy with the Canada Dry bottle that smells a little like whiskey is the 18 year old me back to hang out with present day me.
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That dress is cute and all, but I challenge you to find something outside a tubetop that could possibly make your boobs look more awkward.
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