Pretty sure CNN is getting all info from coloring books or Highlights Magazine.

Bummed a smoke....it was a Camel Crush and homie crushed it for me before giving it to me. #Racism #FB

#MentionYourFunniestFollower clinical depression

You think I don't know what crack smokers voice sounds like?? I'm from West Baltimore.

Alex Jones smokes crack....not a conspiracy.

All tragedy vanished RT @amandabynes: Prrrrr 🐯
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I'm actually intrigued as to whether or not it's possible for 2 Chainz to make worse music. Maybe just moan over some hi hats.

Black Yelp is officially trademarked. I don't know what it means or what I'm doing with it but I'm giggling and prepared to be sued.

CNN is just showing new angles of explosions and have given up on using words.

@tarareid you're an idiot.

They murdered Jam Master Jay and niggas Djing with IPads are still walking the streets

Lesson of the day : The word friend means something different to almost everyone

Guitar players don't say shit like "Fuck Van Halen......he old" #HipHop

The most cavernous life hole

Low self esteem RT @samhopkins: Soundcloud Pro users, what's your benefit been from the analytics?

Die Hard 9 : Prostate Exam

Niggas hate facts

Daft Punk needs to go dig for disco loops again.

Say good things even when you're not trying to fuck

If your photographer has a Fila headband and a toothpick in his mouth......you're making a porno. Just trust me.