Dave Bolland, Professional Trollface  http://i.imgur.com/FJDSzUV.gif 

it's as if millions of wallets suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced #apple #ipad3

Seabrook celebrates a goal with his favorite food #blackhawks #nachoman  http://twitpic.com/ccjf9n 

#TakeJake because filling out the web voting form recaptcha is stupid

boy, I think the blackhawks are trying to become the mayor of the penalty box at the UC

@alanstevens I have an outlook rule for any meeting request to reply with an Out of Office message

released my first RoR site, using Heroku, S3, delayed_job and more - http://uccn.org all on github too http://bit.ly/gt4Mez

http://twitpic.com/12s1zk - Amazon, what are you trying to say?

With NFL nicknames now all if a sudden having to end with -tron, I think it's appropriate to call Tony Romo 'Derpatron'

This day needs more tacos

Web design in IE http://t.co/m2xG4S3x

goodbye Mozy http://lifehacker.com/5748305/mozy-drops-unlimited-backups-introduces-new-pricing

F%&#ing Dick Durbin, you dirty SOB http://bit.ly/d5qcKI

http://twitpic.com/y7mdn - The Y-axis is how much your life sucks #codemash

Patrick Sharp is a very Hanson man

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I donated RT @cieslak: Starting a Kickstarter to fire Gabe Carimi into the sun.

#cardinals #penisloaf

@runsonduncan http://t.co/4WTC6HOz

There are not enough Picards to facepalm this code https://t.co/uK5PTzmJ