I think it was just a case of misunderstanding. #ShirishKunder must have gone up to #SRK and said, "Tees maar, Khan!" #29SlapsPending

Twitter creates the illusion that you are not lonely

There are so many people who should be miserable and aren't. And vice versa

From now on, maybe we can all just sniff petrol fumes, get high and then just gently float away to our destinations.

there's only so many times you can go to the window and come back when you are waiting for someone

A talkative demon would be a Bak-Bakasura?

The problem with having fair armpits is that you have to always walk around with your arms raised.

hahaahaha! RT @madversity: So, writing open letters is called chittiyapanti?

They saw each other on Who To Follow. Met over a Retweet. Followed. Exchanged DM's. Lived Happily Ever After.

Many ideas are like songs you sing in your head. They sound great inside but not when they come outside

When Sherlyn Chopra says, "Aaj sabzi mein kya hai?", she may not be talking about lunch

Dear @taslimanasreen - some of us like men and have found quite a few that aren't the monster-creeps you make them to be

very often the person nagging you is actually the voice inside your head

Twitter is full of naked emperors wearing new clothes

Gender Equality. You mean like 0=1?

Overcoats, Laxman Rekhas, immigrating to Bharat and now 'bhaiya". Why didn't u tell us earlier that its so easy not to get raped?

Is it too much too ask - that you don't rape one of us every 20 minutes

"So many gods,so many creeds,so many paths that wind & wind.While just the art of being kind is all the sad world needs" Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Thank God for broken hearts - so much music, so much poetry

When somebody writes a great piece, nobody says, "what pen did you use?" So why "what camera?"