Maybe Lena Dunham should try dragging Lanier and Walton up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Shouldn't Blake Griffin be trying to run over Hitler with his Kia?

Lakers announce Chris Duhon will start at center; Pau Gasol to bring him water and snacks as needed.

Butler is the best name for a college basketball team since a butler is a guy who does a ton of work and his rich boss gets all the benefits

Don't it always seem to go, you don't know what you got til it's gone/They paved Dwight Howard and put up a Sacre lot

This Lakers team is like the shitty person in the relationship who does the bare minimum only after called on it.

Could it be all the answers to the mysteries of universe are on Reddit but the formatting is just so incredibly shitty no one can find them?

I used to dream small because I had never been told otherwise in a sans-serif font on a solid background.

Wondering when CNN is going to air a debate between Tom Morello and four community college stoners in Che shirts. #LeftWingEquivalent

If you actually go to g*d*ddy.com to "see what happens next" a ray should shoot out of the monitor and sterilize you.

Once you see Asik as Judge Reinhold you never unsee it.

If everyone in L.A. who says they hate L.A. moved away it would be paradise on Earth. All the awful people would be gone.

@paugasol Thank you for sticking with us, never giving up, and always being a class act even when things were tough!

Still not clear on what we think the job description of "coach" is if it's not to motivate and help people do their best.

The people in the Fishy McBites ad probably told everyone they were moving to L.A. to be actors and then the folks at home see that.

Infrastructure in New Orleans doesn't work so great? You don't say?

Tomorrow is like the Super Bowl of aggressively proclaiming disinterest in sports.

Without Mike Brown, D'Antoni is out weeks ago. Not one thing keeping him here but Buss embarrassment at firing two coaches in one year.

"Basketball IQ" is a really really strange way to pronounce "white skin."

"I'm gonna do a joke in that style where it's a fake quote with an attribution." -Everybody