Oh noes, http://t.co/NQQCVl05 is blacked out. How am I going to get this blood to pour from my eyes now?

@cstross Perl 6 is gonna kick ass, in the unlikely event I live another 150 years.

Watching Doctor Who Confidential is an important decompression ritual for my kids after watching scary eps. Goodnight sweet DWC #SaveDWCBBC

If forced to use mysql, despair not; imagine it as Steampunk, huge cast iron cogwheels shunting data, occasionally mincing inattentive serfs

5 hrs at Ikea. Police stop on way home included drug test. Sorry constable that was death you saw in my eyes, not dope.

The first rule of rewrite club is no that’s the second rule now, and anyway in the next draft they’re called tenets not rules.

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of hifi and automobile iPhone docks cried out in terror, then were obsoleted.

I know of an immediate job opening for a frontend web dev [BNE/PERM] if you know anyone on the market.

Every time I edit code directly on production websites I feel like The Doctor telling a half-converted cyberman; “I’m sorry. I’m SO sorry”

@piawaugh @geordieguy @newtonmark The ans to Fermi's "Where are all the hi-tech galactic civilizations?" Paradox is "they invented IP law"

All the reasons flash developers claim to like flash are about benefits to them, not about benefits to users.

The reward for successful disaster preparation is always idiots decrying the wasted effort & resources.

Quote of the week: "Role Playing Games: Life's a die, then you bitch" #fb

@newtonmark my iOS sig is
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Any illegal or immoral propositions are probably due to autocorrect

Duh, of course J J Abrams should do a Star Wars flick. Two suns; TWICE AS MANY LENS FLARES!

Miss 11 has relocated the Weeping Angel Barbie she made to the living room, because it gave her nightmares. A least, I HOPE she moved it.

The only reason I still keep a windows PC in the house is to run eTax. That makes the whole PC a “tax return preparation expense”, right?

Why should immigrants assimilate, the English boat people didn't. Also, if you want to see monoculturalism in action, come to Qld parliament

Any truth to story Julia is in Korea to buy a "deniable" nuke from Chairman Kim in case it becomes necessary to nuke Brisbane?

Whenever I watch archaeological documentaries, I get the urge to label all my rubbish, to avoid hilarious misinterpretations 3000y hence.