McDonald's is still counting??

I wish there were a way to make motorcycles LOUDER even

I just love pizza so much  http://instagram.com/p/Y-xB6MIIox/ 

I just love cinco de mayo so much  http://instagram.com/p/Y8Sl1mIIlC/ 

Everyone's allergies are annoying except for mine

at a certain point, isn't jazz sort of just like "look what I can do!!!!!" ???

I love seeing jazz musicians' O faces

I'm gonna miss the scornful, pitying way I trounce through the incontinence aisle at Duane Reade when I'm old & also after this lamb gyro

Strong first act, Yankees!! Haha the whole pitching bit is hilarious

How often do you think the Yankees rehearse? They're pretty good!!

Today I took a nap in Washington Square Park clutching my valuables to my chest. I had cake for breakfast! ~FiGuRiNg It OuT~

Just saw Mary Louise Parker and my old French professor/crush Brian O'Keefe on the same block. Not certain, but today may be "My Day"??

"Be safe and don't talk to strangers unless they're super cute!" -me doing my job as a babysitter/murder speeder upper

as many of you know and/or probably read about in textbooks/the internet, I was elected vice president of student council in hs AND SO zzzzz

MY LITTLE SISTER WAS JUST ELECTED VICE PRESIDENT OF HER CLASS so when do I get to meet obama better paint my nails

awwww @ the one guy who tries to start a round of applause when the plane lands successfully. you sad, sad fool

oh my god guys I just saw the saddest thing in the airport food court: there's this girl wolfing down a Whopper in front of this mirror wait

who did you guys vote for in Basketball

Splash and Smash are essentially the same show because we're all drowning as a culture

"Yeah, Roger fucks with lacrosse" - @marleyyamamato prepping me on a 2 year old's birthday party