Is Metro running the Superdome now? #wmata

For his next feat, Felix Baumgartner will ride Metro on a weekend. #wmata

Metro: Closed on weekends; broken on weekdays. #wmata

Amazing First Person Account from the Green Line Meltdown  http://goo.gl/fb/zq83E  #wmata

If there's a subway in hell, it's run by #wmata.

SEAL Team Six can't save Metro. #wmata

BREAKING: Metro

Tiny SmartCar sighting  http://twitpic.com/bvkcrw  (via @schmalejandro @synkami) #wmata

We do. MT @wmata: Expect continued delays.

When Metro says the Red Line is a good alternative, you know you're screwed. #wmata

.@wmata Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

Only when #JamesCameron tweets from a working #wmata escalator will I be impressed.

If Metro partially shuts down tomorrow, will Red Line riders even notice? #wmata

Hey @wmata. Your new ad campaign is really getting the word out!  http://imgur.com/a/gBd3Y 

New York subway fare: $2.25; #wmata's average fare: between $2.75 and $3 yet New York's trains are 4 times more reliable.

If Marissa Mayer took Metro just once, she'd rescind her anti-telework edict and force employees to work from home.

What will Metro blame for today's meltdown? a) the sun b) the moon c) Honey Boo Boo #wmata

Someone check and see if they forgot to plug the Metro in this morning. #wmata

Only on Metro can one experience stop and go traffic on a subway. #wmata

Every day is Friday the 13th on Metro. #wmata