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If there's a subway in hell, it's run by #wmata.
SEAL Team Six can't save Metro. #wmata
Only when #JamesCameron tweets from a working #wmata escalator will I be impressed.
New York subway fare: $2.25; #wmata's average fare: between $2.75 and $3 yet New York's trains are 4 times more reliable.
If Marissa Mayer took Metro just once, she'd rescind her anti-telework edict and force employees to work from home.
What will Metro blame for today's meltdown? a) the sun b) the moon c) Honey Boo Boo #wmata
Someone check and see if they forgot to plug the Metro in this morning. #wmata
Every day is Friday the 13th on Metro. #wmata