Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
How big are headphones going to get before we just start to wear helmets with subwoofers inside them?
I swear I'll find the cure for twitter one day.
Nothing like wearing a pair of crocs to say "I have no aspirations of getting laid tonight!"
आग पर पैंट.
Calm down, theres no such thing as Kardashians.
"I'm not like most girls." - most girls
Everything is real until proved fake.
Just changed the names of all the girls in my contact list to: "Jake, from State Farm".