Microsoft Paying Third-Party Publishers to Not Show PS4 Games at E3 2013 – Report  http://news.softpedia.com/news/Microsoft-Paying-Third-Party-Publishers-to-Not-Show-PS4-Games-at-E3-2013-Report-359264.shtml … ahahaha, oh Microsoft…

Programmers are people who get mad at text, and feel a sense of accomplishment when they successfully create a brightly colored square.

> Crossword: "The noise of something falling to the ground", 4 letters, last one is "f".
*writes "Pomf"*

All game programmers love lolis, because there are no boobs to do jiggle physics on.

Steam sold out of Dark Souls copies. If a digital goods store sells out, that means someone is doing something wrong.  http://twitpic.com/cdiv6u 

This is still the best image URL: http://t.co/2KFAJkxr

CloudFlare, the Gurren Lagann of Caching. pic.twitter.com/XIBzT2vESk

Can people get that already? Right now, pirates offer excellent services for free, while most legal sources overcharge for crap services.

Alright, Xbox Event recap… TV, sports, EA, CoD.

gg Microsoft.

*facepalm* #Chrome  http://prng.net/blink-faq.html 

confirmed: my laptop uses alien technology. http://t.co/BrAeL7cl

Assassin's Creed: New Leaf

Try saying "Tsutsukakushi Tsukiko" ten times fast. #henneko

Windows 8 is making people discover all sorts of things they never would have otherwise. Like how to install an OS, dual-boot or partition.

"Five reasons why Steam will destroy the PC games industry" ahaha no  http://www.gamesbrief.com/2010/05/five-reasons-why-steam-will-destroy-the-pc-games-industry/ …

I ignore people who ask for follows. That's not how it works.

Am I supposed to care about this…? I'm trying to play a game, so far I've only seen popups. pic.twitter.com/NzJzohuxEA

You know that joke about <insert OS here> running on a toaster?  http://www.embeddedarm.com/software/arm-netbsd-toaster.php …

mfw the vividred_operation tag on Gelbooru has pictures without butts.

basically forbids anyone from competing with Tweetdeck and the official apps, so clients that catch Twitter's eye may be banned at any time.