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And now we come to the part of the debate in which Palin's desperately hoping her nouns agree with her verbs at least 50 percent of the time
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"Shout out to my peeps in the Wasilla Fire Depo! Yo, to the shorties ballin' in the park -- whaddup? Keep it furilla, City Librarian! OUT!"
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To anyone who voted for Bush twice, and now is calling Obama a Nazi: You are why people say "I am ashamed of my nation." You're embarrassing
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My niece is now in Facebook. The first thing she did? Changed her religion to "Christian." Next was to add her Uncle Brent. Me 'n God, yo!
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As you age, you start to recognize those qualities in you that women like. For instance, me? I can't grow a Hitler 'stache. Girls love that.
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Overheard: "What is your Sarah Palin sex fantasy?" "Shouldn't talk about it because it involves necrophilia."
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Remember back in 1994 when you and half the dorm strummed Dave Matthews Band crap 24/7 and I told you all they sucked? I'm always right.
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Off to Idaho. United is busy separating us into Elites, Super Elites, Supremo Premium Platinum Elites, and skags. And yes, I am a skag.
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Tragedy is when you walk into a public restroom and the bouquet reminds you of your ex-girlfriend.
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The barista put a double lid on my iced coffee, making it hard to poke a straw thru and then it was hard to suck thru and LIFE IS HORRIBLE!!
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When I see two ugly people making out sloppity-like on BART, I get the feeling that love isn't special anymore.
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What I learned from my last relationship: If a girl says she loves you within three weeks, that's how long it'll take her to be done.
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It's not about respecting differences now. The difference is this, Republicans: You're either racist, or you're associated with racists.
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