"These animals are so precious and loving. They deserve a life, and you can give it to them." Amazing post, @mandystadt  http://bit.ly/TBUNfV 

At least once I day I have a situation that requires me to channel @birbigs and say to myself "what I should have said was nothing." #ugh

Note to clients: If you want me to write "just like that guy" just do me a favor and hire that guy.

WTF is this? Performance from Wiz and Miguel, then a country award?

That's enough, LL.

Finally! Time for the real show. #beyoncebowl

Guys I think my hot neighbor/pretend boyfriend moved out. Our imaginary relationship was going so well, too.

OMG YES. RT @bensavage: I have a beautiful, new daughter. Welcome to the family @rowanblanchard! #GirlMeetsWorld

Doing my work at a public place does nothing for my productivity. People watching FTW

I love seeing all of the random celebrities on stage at the inauguration. LIke, what's Marlon Wayans doing on stage? #inauguration

Yep, random people are definitely nicer to me when my hair is straight. #curlyhairforever

Tommy Lee Jones is not having this bit. #goldenglobes

THIS IS IMPORTANT: Taylor Hicks will rise from the ashes to open for Mitt Romney tonight. This has to be his first gig in years.

@idoalready What a cute post! Thanks for sharing!

How Jean Dujardin beat the Oscars censors http://t.co/GgoOmpkK

Really? WHOA! That's insane!! RT @aidaekberg: @upsidemeagan wow, the petition you mentioned in your article has over 100,000 signatures now!

@boycottkimk Thanks! I had the link in there, but they unlinked it for some reason -- you can see it here: http://t.co/r8Q9X208

Wikileaks Documents Reveal U.N. Peacekeepers Involved in Africa Sex Trade - Yahoo! News http://t.co/gLcBBc2 via @yahoonews

Ron Paul: World Worse Off 10 Years After September 11 - Yahoo! News http://t.co/o2w1lpP via @yahoonews

@hellyville Other times it's coming up with an idea from exlcusive stuff. We try to get info from publicists, etc to make stories different