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bisexual - The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find. - http://urbanup.com/597732

SOPA - The shittiest piece of legislation the U.S. government ever came up with. - http://t.co/2xiBaIrG

boregasm - noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacit... - http://urbanup.com/2902410

Instagram - Every hipster's favorite way to make it look like they take really classy pictures when really t... - http://t.co/SA4Y0eoT

Homance - A "Homance" is the female equivalent of a Bromance. A homance is a strong love between two straigh... -  http://urbanup.com/5121453 

Cumberbitch - 1.Any woman who has a deep fasination with the wonderful, beautiful, talented English stage an... -  http://urbanup.com/5601347 

government - government is like a condom in that it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys subsequ... -  http://urbanup.com/2796760 

Highlingual - The belief that, when high, you can speak two or more languages Can be actual knowledge of the... -  http://urbanup.com/7057171 

Pringlelingus - The act performed on a can of Pringles when pouring the chips directly from the can into you... -  http://urbanup.com/7078966 

@fazepamaj Pamaj: The most insane FaZe gamer in the history of FaZe the best on the freakin planet. He h...  http://pamaj.urbanup.com/7057580 

pants boner - A crease in your pants in the crotch section, which causes you to look like you're having an e... -  http://urbanup.com/7044589 

@trevormoran idk: Shorthand form for "I Don't Know".  http://idk.urbanup.com/173404 

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@berlusdowni Iborra: Spanish/Muslim gardener from Paris, supposed to be a Paris Saint Germain footballer  http://iborra.urbanup.com/7078021 

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@natureboyhd kitchen: A woman's natural habitat.  http://kitchen.urbanup.com/3707006 

Hipster Cable - The act of sharing passwords for sites such as Netflix, Hulu, HBOGO, etc, in order to receiv... -  http://urbanup.com/7081842