"I was birthing a cow." Good enough excuse for getting to work late?

Oh hey, it's vintage. http://t.co/itlt67Wp (At Trinity Old Lutheran Church, Amherst NY)

What time is Friday?

So far this day is malfunctioning hilariously.

Now I just need a time machine so I can get to work on time. Cars should be time machines.

Leaving Lafayette today... should I stop at Sonic for a breakfast milkshake? Autocorrect subtly suggests "mistake." Who asked you?

A stop at Lafayette Brewing Company... Yum. Good beer, GREAT waffle fries. :) #purdue

Decided to stop in Chicago on the way from Valparaiso to Lafayette. Geographywhat?

South Bend, Indiana. Fiddler's Hearth. And this happened.... fun little bluegrass group. Very nice. http://t.co/LXBUh4cF

@jason_sims Interesting! I wouldn't mind that. Wait, would that be covered by my medical insurance, or part of my contract with Verizon?

@mandaHNK That's fine; there's a grace period.

I don't usually say this, but please stop singing and go back to talking about basketball.

My tea has rice in it. I love it so much. (Genmaicha Japanese green tea.)

It's inspiring to watch Top Chef while I'm cooking my dinner... white popcorn with a shake of table salt, finished with melted butter.

So much snow!!! Super excited.

It is so awesome that this exists: Western NY Fish Fry Map http://t.co/mDQy0jl3 via @WGRZ

"Kids like Cuties because Cuties are made from kids."

Trying to talk myself out of bed an hour early: If I get up now, I'll be able to... NOT BE COZY.

Sing it, brother. RT @Ryan_Duncan: I'm on the couch. The dog is on the couch. It's Valentine's Day. End of tweet.

So I just want to know whether Tokyo Drift has happened yet.