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I like it on Intervention when the intervenee shakes his head and goes, "I need a drink."
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Verisimilitude: Because "realisticness" isn't a word.
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LisaG732SmartyFilesmandaHNKCelticWombat
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Ah, communication. By the time I figured out we were both talking about the same thing, I forgot what I had been planning to say about it.
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The fact that I'm deep into fixyourownprinter.com should tell you everything you need to know about my weekend.
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It's only Thursday. Apparently.
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"Some people want two-year-old pumpkins in their houses, and some people don't." --Hoarders (A&E)
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My five-year-old nephew imparts the following wisdom: "Everything you do is a karate."
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Maybe I wasn't scared when the bull charged at me because I'm a badass. Or because he doesn't have horns. Or because I had just woken up.
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Parking lot duck is back. http://twitpic.com/2ef2tz
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Today, I request to be invisible.
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"Apple wood smoked bacon." It doesn't really taste like apples, people. It's just bacon. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
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Nothing says failure like dusting your treadmill.
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New baby cow born this morning!! No picture yet but he's cute. Trust.
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World. Ending. "In a recent study, 20% of participants said they didn't consider a relationship 'official' until it appeared on Facebook."
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Whole grain Pringles. Ummmm, nope, I don't get it.
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lefauxfrogpolysorbate
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This pizza tastes like skunk.
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IsJonaspolysorbate
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OH: "$1,000 bar bill! But hey, it was our honeymoon."

"Course, we didn't know I was pregnant with this one at the time."
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Overheard at vacation bible school: "Most confusing game of kickball EVER!"
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That was super stressful and exciting. LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
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This is exactly like when Apple releases a new product, except that it's not.
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