@urbanprojectz's (★★ Adam Webb ♛) most faved Tweets...
Sometimes I regret surgically removing my feet and replacing them with wheels... But not today!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
It's normal, every man gets an erection when watching porn... So what if it wasn't porn, it was sesame street. You know I like Big Birds.
#musicmonday, does anyone really give a shit? sure #madeupmonday would be better, I live in a sock, i eat stones, and sleep with paperclips
If you win lottery, remember me! We both work here, share the shackles! You find the key, don't just unlock yourself!
Tried to please a woman today - I was rubbing her clit she said she didn't feel anything!?? I just couldn't put a finger on it!
"Smell the coffee" "No, thx" "Just smell the beans" "erm no I believe you" "smell" "No,sod off" "smell!" "fine, thats chocolate not coffee"
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