People behind me just asked for 'Two Nescafes' in Starbucks. Modern life must be very confusing for them.

#dearRMT Ticket machines > Workshy staff.

“@verge: Extinct frog that gives birth from its mouth nearly brought back to life  http://vrge.co/16zhQgt ” you have to see the picture.

Just fire all of them.

The problem with Android apps is that there aren't enough @marcoarment s to go around.

If The West Wing were like Friends, this would be The One Where @joshualyman Gets In Trouble And Everyone Is Grumpy.

More on RIM's madness: http://t.co/ziVWAD0

@professorunwin Leicester You, Leicester Me, Leicester Day #UKTownSongs

#dickbar aside, it's also twice as buggy as before. #twitterfail

“@amtcoffee: Belgium - Namur 2011 http://fb.me/Ex37A586” /cc @viscountoftoast

Disastrous afternoon trying to buy a Sixteen CD as a present. I can't believe we actually used to go to shops to buy music. #fb

No #southeastern trains Bromley - Victoria for the near future

A week without any singing feels very strange.

I'm at Blakeney Point. http://4sq.com/br8haR

'Coach 7 of 6'. Southeastern impossibility #fail. #fb http://yfrog.com/mk6qnkqj

Video: Scenes outside the Covent Garden Apple Store @macdailynews @daringfireball http://yfrog.us/mvqvmz

And @amtcoffee is the wrong side of the ticket barrier #croydonfail

AMT Trains storms into Marylebone! Get your slice of the action - yes, free cake! http://fb.me/t9ZxPSrd /via @amtcoffee. AMT + #trains win

@serafinowicz Xeroxy Music #pstix

@amtcoffee missing you at Victoria...