Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Has anyone actually counted how many shades there are in 50 Shades of Grey? I'm willing to bet there aren't as many as advertised.
When fashionistas at the Oscars asked Buffalo Bill "who are you wearing?" he replied "she's that great big fat girl."
Twitter accounts that fire out "Thanks for following" PMs and don't allow responses should be rooted out and destroyed. The bane of Twitter.
Coors Light Iced Tea. Nice acronym. When I go to the bar, do I ask for a CLIT?
Heard this the other day, may not be true, could be part of a smear campaign. But allegedly, Soylent Green is made from people.
Love Shack (noun):
1. A little old place where we can get together.
2. Where it's at.
Usage: The Love Shack, baby.
I hate bronies. In fact, I hate anyone who watches My Little Pony.
I write horror/suspense. Not the quickest route to becoming an ax murderer, but a helluva lot more entertaining. http://t.co/z20yqkhY6k