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  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE

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    JeremyEhrhardtdatmanticoreCount_Maximusdj_mooseliniUncleSam420websighNotBobWestBukkacracy
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    RyeGeistDynamitekyleKrogstieLeeptheSneak5instarrKegels4HealthThoombsTheExcel
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  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    i'm not racist, but, *cranes neck to see if anyone's around. keeps craning. head unscrews entirely. out of the hole pour jewels & mysteries*

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    davidjmcgeestefaniefgrayPiechPit8787fauxhandlebarLemonadeBreadmodesofsnuggleberryh3hmoist_apple
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    snooze4loveericmortensensillycaitlinkhaiachakluceboxxfauxhandlebarBunninatortiburon_usa
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  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    some tweets get big favs but no RTs. why? [camera pans to dog in lab coat high up on a distant ledge. we're too far away to hear his answer]

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    coreyfordeJake_SniffNotBobWestsarhelkesolumcaderebribblebrabbledunsonanddunsonsuperErika
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    NotBobWestMarxBroesamlekielhaucksamhurtZGkenisajerkDBwiddaDBCarterDYanceydanieljayz
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  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    that's gay as hell dude... [later, in hospital burn ward]: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNEW THERE WAS AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL BEING NAMED "HELL DUDE"

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    NotBobWestsolumcaderedunsonanddunsontrownmillernulljoshtwippysarahAlbusDibbledoreCarson__Gill
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    commandcalamitynulljoshTheWiscoConnorPilmanMobilerafieItsCheezusbr0ceanssausagemcgriddl
    deeeebagshruglordMrPapaya__________fart
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, knowledge manifests itself in radiant dreams that shimmer like the wild sun.

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    GimmeDatGoldNotBobWestpupchucksolumcaderedoomed_spice2SquigglosaurEll23NGrantie_Panties
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    goddamnimglamGrantie_PantiesHarassedMeInvisible_Anusmajestic_slimea_lolbrarianakadynoPyramidHeadLove
    deeeebagshruglordweird_hugs________BeeStaplerjrrrd
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    pursue creativity until you're too jaded to enjoy what you loved about it to begin with. keep believing there's some answer to life in art.

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    Girty_LaneyuraviansarhelkebugdylanMarleyUribesolumcadereJakeKomarabribblebrabble
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    Girty_Lanenj_pattersonmermaidvoodooallisonlolliFeelsEmpathyrudymax_BakedAlaskaButtGuy_1234
    DukeRaccoonsunfiltershruglordthe_kizzle
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    halloween is the only day when it's socially acceptable for a girl to dress like a PIT FULL OF SPIDERS. DUDE TRUST ME IT'S A GIRL. GET IN IT

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    bloodydantastic__NotBobWestsolumcaderesamiwertmadahu5BenedictTownAlbusDibbledoreLetdownLizzie
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    nulljoshbiitchellyerpalmildsaucetrill_sauce12spoopy11uchapel3929FrickinReidBrandi_42
    deeeebagvelcrofannypackshruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Goofs: Beavis believes his existence to be that which he experiences rather than the blanket of darkness shrouding the infinity he does not.

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    JZsBBQspeedthemovieJustHominiukBalzacBradsolumcadereIvecrykte1469jeremygroghanPT_Swagbag93
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    speedthemoviebugdylanIvecrykte1469PT_Swagbag93animalglueNoozy642nickinthebackEh_Palm
    shruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    it's sad thinking of all the dogs in old movies that have died, but even sadder thinking of the earth we fled because of the dogs that can't

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    sarhelkemewithafezsolumcaderesamsquamchesJaxon_Dillingermadahu5BenedictTownnulljosh
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    NotBobWestFuckyougotmineAnAnimeGiraffeDynamitekylewarmfoxeskellmachineyungjakalBasic_Chunnel
    sunfilterdeeeebagshruglordmaxlavergneAbbytheGroovy__dudehugsBeeStaplerrare_basement
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    an oscar the grouch in every trashcan doesn't break the canon that there's only one of him, each connects to a central body in the undercity

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    VansantcvintzantDewaldodarkchildnanaaSmuggleableCitizensBankersdistransientAy00y
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    Neilbot2525CitizensBankersVansantcBorgsofCanadayerpalmildsaucemewithafezjakeinsidesteezybossnasty
    BromanConsulshruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    the average person eats three spiders a year, but as you're about to find out, it takes an entire year for three spiders to eat a person

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    solumcaderebeverage_cartThisAlbumSuckswayfarersprayernulljoshAlbusDibbledoreallisonottingJamieCrisman
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    bribblebrabblebeverage_cartleviweaverJoshGrimmerhafaydeefescantplanetspookyskeletonsDoHimJob
    QVT
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    kinda miss when girls wore those "LOVE PINK" sweatpants. got kinda weird once they got replaced by "EAT BUGS," "FEAR SUN," and "LIVE CAVE"

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    Neilbot2525samer_kNotBobWestnulljoshAlbusDibbledoreLandon_BropezR0bTalksInMathsarewenotben
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    yungjakalcameronsadlerStixlysamuelbadamsEliAllenLetsBeSapidSexy14YrOldGirlgross_bug
    actualjellyfish
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    your movie script is a lot like unicode in that it's got a bunch of stupid characters that will never show up on a screen

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    PowerLlamabenntramerLenaryjrudermanBendotKJoeyParshleyfaheempatelandrewdupont
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    octoqtHermit_Thrush
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    i love her BUTTE, but only PLATEAUNICALLY ;) [a tumbleweed made of bugs rolls by. they keep still, moved only by wind. are they dead? am i?]

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    solumcadereMauPnovSummaMeologicanulljoshSupprssdPubeBoirudymaxTangy__AlbusDibbledore
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    JamesNormingtoniamYusufAlviaquafreshXTREMEjacnarjSummaMeologicaItsThatTimAgainSupprssdPubeBoiTangy__
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    ya, last name spelled: [distant howl] as in far off train, [metallic scraping] as in axe being dragged through quarry, [quiet sobbing] as in

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    JZsBBQZchrysmthGimmeDatGoldmewithafezsolumcaderebribblebrabblejohn_sfeirJOExMVDDEN
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    bugmanwalkinKiddingtona_lolbrarianbunnytearzbiitchellhomeschooldanrandomghost_s__rev
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Special Buy Nothing Day Sale!! Great Deals On: [ HOLES | VOIDS | SILENCE | NUMBNESS ] whisper coupon code "hello?" into a disconnected phone

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    FOESAD5150thehobojoelarnfortieightmethodscsmplsCrudeRenderingswilliammmeyerKristydixie
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    FlomenMarcusVertigo_OnePatientZerobibliotechyckaratnytskytommymilesrepressprepressZeraphira
    shruglordHermit_Thrush
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Todd shared a link: "Shit The Omniscient Authority Spire Says." Todd's location was changed from "Drone Warren 72A6-B" to "Reeducation Pods"

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    PeteTheRocket1NotBobWestsolumcaderecornicionemplsmistermcgee9BenedictTownAlbusDibbledorebengoobers
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    bribblebrabblemsagerbengoobersDynamitekylerudymaxDavesWittSupDenmanWholeMilkLover
    shruglordScreamboat__iandury007
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    "how creative. the joy division album cover again," - me, sarcastically, to the endless black & white lines pouring out the sky into the sea

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    spooky_sekaispeedthemovieitbitnitgritcartecielMyqWilsonsolumcadere85mfPT_Swagbag93
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    DustinAHarkins
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    everybody welcome our surprise celebrity guest!! [the arm from arm & hammer hops out on stage and starts hammering people indiscriminately]

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    shelboneztepuitroublek_morrisseyThe_Dill_Doughfamineprincessinfophysics2_spiritpimetarado
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    famineprincessaanandyuravianIvecrykte1469slaw_golemRandom_Factorchillwitchakahowie
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    teens building new species of teen out of every available resource. teens of moss and teens of ore, our old weapons can not harm them.

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