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  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE

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    heygreatjeansbirthday_ruinerCartographyBoypoetiscariotHeavyBytesReadmorejshapleyyunawinter
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    CartographyBoyHeavyBytesactuallyrushelzheeeze__COMETHRUGIRLgooddrochillsondavidwbarrattLFSmassive
    EvaGisellemaxlavergnedatamushpete_c_hell_homeractualjellyfishingmarbirdmanBeeStapler
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    i'm not racist, but, *cranes neck to see if anyone's around. keeps craning. head unscrews entirely. out of the hole pour jewels & mysteries*

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    jgbillingsleyPunkPizzaPartySpanglerZoeFighter0fFoootonucklaliensasleepearth2ethanwittysecretary
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    samklagehorsehousingearth2ethanbrocklandtvCartographyBoySexy14YrOldGirlariellezwBenCrapman
    maxlavergneQVT
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    some tweets get big favs but no RTs. why? [camera pans to dog in lab coat high up on a distant ledge. we're too far away to hear his answer]

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    WhenCornAttackscorinnedahousesamuelbadams1717EZSpencerKoppSensitiveDragonbobbiekay93digitwiz
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    samklageTheSnakelordMrHatchhcrayonswimkingSensitiveDragonkeegsdasneakiMurbagcolebritton
    BeverlyCleary69shruglordprinceframecodefart
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    that's gay as hell dude... [later, in hospital burn ward]: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNEW THERE WAS AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL BEING NAMED "HELL DUDE"

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    jazmastaCoolisianaJake_Sniffincestguy1717EZChris_RoestMaxOfS2DTBDizzler
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    illway_rooksbayCoolisianaJake_Sniffcool_nobodyfirmeprincesskenisajerkburnt_tortilla_Lazy_Alchemist
    deeeebagshruglordMrPapaya__________fart
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    pursue creativity until you're too jaded to enjoy what you loved about it to begin with. keep believing there's some answer to life in art.

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    KylePReese89cruellaDchillalien_buttsthismoxyavaeko0thirdsecondteddy_mccollrealivewire
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    joseph_morrisoncicada_hissstadistahug__thiefJake_Sniffdesponderkbooradleydansmellyoul8r
    DukeRaccoonsunfiltershruglordthe_kizzle
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    halloween is the only day when it's socially acceptable for a girl to dress like a PIT FULL OF SPIDERS. DUDE TRUST ME IT'S A GIRL. GET IN IT

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    agentkylecoolwebsiteuseringx24wobblespoonaaaaaaaaafdgidhHyrokiiSynthJonahrachlol
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    quetzalcoitusJMoneyMCSynthJonahspoonermassikissdadspainted_eelCartographyBoyLetsBeSapid
    deeeebagvelcrofannypackshruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, knowledge manifests itself in radiant dreams that shimmer like the wild sun.

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    agentkyleJake_Sniffrealboy702BllMcFrlnsamuelbadamsjellyaxebarcelxnaKylec15
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    Jake_Sniffrealboy702jellyaxezachhazardbezzl_brungmdjkfbfmambocabCrustyMayonaise
    deeeebagshruglordweird_hugs________BeeStaplerjrrrd
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Goofs: Beavis believes his existence to be that which he experiences rather than the blanket of darkness shrouding the infinity he does not.

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    ASAPBullwinkleDanMentosrapmusiclikerKylePReese89ActualPerson084Jake_SniffJWalaszekjackyardbeisbol
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    quetzalcoitusASAPBullwinkleyussskjonnysunmccaffrey666anna_magombedamBCjellyaxe
    shruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    an oscar the grouch in every trashcan doesn't break the canon that there's only one of him, each connects to a central body in the undercity

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    ASAPBullwinkleCelebrityChezgalenhimselfhamsexualTrillSaladhythemafiaExcitedntlcreechnasty
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    TommyECookingx24rankingTweetsTexRipplesJake_SniffCarlRadbunnymoist_jeffdiyphysics
    BromanConsulshruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    the average person eats three spiders a year, but as you're about to find out, it takes an entire year for three spiders to eat a person

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    JumbleAYAHAntsAreJerksLiamKLseayonceSeanCMBellpeachy__keenelivvysalomonshpangles
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    peachy__keenebadbitchdoanalabsomniwhalebonersJerkasaurusRexclockworkdoctorinTIMidatingTIMpainted_eel
    QVT
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    it's sad thinking of all the dogs in old movies that have died, but even sadder thinking of the earth we fled because of the dogs that can't

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    agentkylemechanakjoseph_wildehorsehousingfretzlorsonsdskeletorsbonerBigCheasy
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    quetzalcoitusBigCheasyLetsBeSapidSexy14YrOldGirlnoimjoryHowMuchForGoatSwarmofdogsvykromond
    sunfilterdeeeebagshruglordmaxlavergneAbbytheGroovydudehugsBeeStaplerrare_basement
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    kinda miss when girls wore those "LOVE PINK" sweatpants. got kinda weird once they got replaced by "EAT BUGS," "FEAR SUN," and "LIVE CAVE"

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    FREEHAMSSergeantSchultzkaophyredadattitudebig_dumb_idiotphantombIoodmetal_n_cuteTheYungNasty
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    cameronsadlerStixlysamuelbadamsEliAllenLetsBeSapidSexy14YrOldGirlgross_bugsteeIbaIIrun
    actualjellyfish
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    your movie script is a lot like unicode in that it's got a bunch of stupid characters that will never show up on a screen

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    KylePReese89jonverdescabrittinbootseddie_plselizabiteTurdsmanActualPerson084LilCorgi
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    yungplebcorickbarfchanHarrisonTheFanEliAllennomadikylrobustyearningcomedysavage
    octoqtHermit_Thrush
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    ya, last name spelled: [distant howl] as in far off train, [metallic scraping] as in axe being dragged through quarry, [quiet sobbing] as in

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    Eggs69weedcobrakylegatehouseFancy_Puffinlobster4lunchcoolwebsiteuserHelloGalloSynthJonah
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    PFitzpaUSP_Talon__SynthJonahScummyRMark_LinnBaterJake_Sniffjessicahikesnomadikyl
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    i love her BUTTE, but only PLATEAUNICALLY ;) [a tumbleweed made of bugs rolls by. they keep still, moved only by wind. are they dead? am i?]

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    moisttbhafuckingpunkmanHeyyHunterrrxPizzaxSlutxalmarewwBlackCatulaActualPerson084brucespang
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    ImbIueCookies_n_KrameanamericangodKiddingtonrealboy702georgekushtanzaKeaston78ShynOrion
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Special Buy Nothing Day Sale!! Great Deals On: [ HOLES | VOIDS | SILENCE | NUMBNESS ] whisper coupon code "hello?" into a disconnected phone

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    creechnastyJake_SniffkevinshvrkKlCKENmegalomaniskethannubleA_JahhLILINTERNET
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    Jake_SniffA_JahhTweesTweetsjpMRPHVansantcthejewishjetSpread_Eagle_17Beesthegame
    shruglordHermit_Thrush
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Todd shared a link: "Shit The Omniscient Authority Spire Says." Todd's location was changed from "Drone Warren 72A6-B" to "Reeducation Pods"

    • 1,092
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    fackelmannmaxcham420metal_n_cutetouhouonathanjstaceyrwoodsmallanimatedGeoffaStyrofoamCup
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    BronzeHammera_stern_dadBergsssssarealguysguyHowMuchForGoatJakobJarnhandethannublescrowfunk
    shruglordScreamboat__iandury007
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    "how creative. the joy division album cover again," - me, sarcastically, to the endless black & white lines pouring out the sky into the sea

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    SpectralGazerPierreLeMeatrealboy702HeyAnnieMoksnaxzxlordeworbeohorriblezonedylanbaumann
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    SpectralGazerrealboy702Basic_ChunnelshhhenkoKomradeKrisisintxrzone_jesus300yungtean
    DustinAHarkins
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    teens building new species of teen out of every available resource. teens of moss and teens of ore, our old weapons can not harm them.

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    kylegatehousehighwaterslacksdarkest_honkylxdianbrigitteninty3vykromondkierasuxAdamTheLobster
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    a_cute_bugporkfriedmicegustavhedbergdarkest_honkyUnknown_PhenomMaxterballaltfatherhyperbollad
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    a dog's nose is his doorbell, don't push it *DINGWOOF* dude what did i JUST SAY [hatch opens on top of dog. a smaller dog pops his head out]

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    creechnastyMaxOfS2D_mindflakesTweesTweetsASAPBullwinkleenorphous_wcSweetPatootBeesthegame
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    diss1TweesTweetsSpread_Eagle_17BeesthegameTotesChrisBoost_My_LifeBELLOLOLOLAlwayzFree
    WeedCoffinSwell_BroTPHD
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