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  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE

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    hippyballersanquiiHotcarlJRsex_liker_420lungbonesyungjakalPete_EmUpRedBuckMason
    • 3,427
    • RETWEETS
    PissyphusActualLiamtwerkrobotspookyskeletonsbrannonwellRoryMaybeCartographyBoyHeavyBytes
    EvaGisellemaxlavergnedatamushpete_c_hell_homeractualjellyfishingmarbirdmanBeeStapler
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    i'm not racist, but, *cranes neck to see if anyone's around. keeps craning. head unscrews entirely. out of the hole pour jewels & mysteries*

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    yungjakalmadcatjo2point0CJNackelmaeb_ebenzLiterallywiccanlukumvermurofacefourgigsofdurnk
    • 2,480
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    madcatjo2point0spikelynchtiny_tinoTomFoolery52Fiona_Magornormalmarc001357simple_peanut
    maxlavergneQVT
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    some tweets get big favs but no RTs. why? [camera pans to dog in lab coat high up on a distant ledge. we're too far away to hear his answer]

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    deg4usserfartynoisesIakeofragemothrasmussenaLovelyDragonthebookofalyssaJakeQuakeobllorenmillerr
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    PhilommedesIakeofrageaLovelyDragonJakeQuakeobllorenmillerryungjakaltrilldroneMcSwtrvst
    BeverlyCleary69shruglordprinceframecodefart
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    that's gay as hell dude... [later, in hospital burn ward]: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNEW THERE WAS AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL BEING NAMED "HELL DUDE"

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    yungjakalspookyskeletonsexplosionerroryconsamuelbadamsDGoddamnGloverChelsss1022katietheskatie
    • 1,276
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    bradcesaneksamuelbadamsHannah_wnfbshsequoiacalobbykelluanamericangodDamselFireflydannolan
    deeeebagshruglordMrPapaya__________fart
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    pursue creativity until you're too jaded to enjoy what you loved about it to begin with. keep believing there's some answer to life in art.

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    ikissdadsyungjakalfrance_xiiiSirTrixxBarcMaxterthomas_violencejimi_aomainivar
    • 1,246
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    yungjakalfrance_xiiibrannonwellChalupacabra__ubermuse1stephensoldnerfoodstampbeerGrahamSig
    DukeRaccoonsunfiltershruglordthe_kizzle
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Goofs: Beavis believes his existence to be that which he experiences rather than the blanket of darkness shrouding the infinity he does not.

    • 1,960
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    NeutronDreUnaCruickshankVinceTheWizardWARBREASTjustabloodygameyungjakaljambonyeahJamesTabbinor
    • 998
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    UnaCruickshank00blink00VinceTheWizardjustabloodygameyungjakalowlliiPlumpPatriotnaughtysneaky
    shruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, knowledge manifests itself in radiant dreams that shimmer like the wild sun.

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    hippyballerda3monyungjakalRedBuckMasoncastinemachineFuckTypingAtamaravInspectah_Eck
    • 1,216
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    eemilyaCOEXlTlsebianyungjakalspookyskeletonsInspectah_Eckscottdedalusdammithannah
    deeeebagshruglordweird_hugs________BeeStaplerjrrrd
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    halloween is the only day when it's socially acceptable for a girl to dress like a PIT FULL OF SPIDERS. DUDE TRUST ME IT'S A GIRL. GET IN IT

    • 1,758
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    sex_liker_420yungjakalshitty_jokeDrShitlordFeelNuttsstonecoldevinlfmorpethckeens214
    • 1,159
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    yungjakalthejaredensDrShitlordVinnie_BrockJim_KishKylec15FeelNuttsdanhannigan
    deeeebagvelcrofannypackshruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    it's sad thinking of all the dogs in old movies that have died, but even sadder thinking of the earth we fled because of the dogs that can't

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    MikeyDeLolapug___whispererjdcrowleyyungjakalmattravisflabberdacksRickivan_RICKKingOfMars
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    kellmachineyungjakalBasic_ChunnelcastinemachinesweenzorspookyskeletonsRhedSevenInvisible_Anus
    sunfilterdeeeebagshruglordmaxlavergneAbbytheGroovydudehugsBeeStaplerrare_basement
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    an oscar the grouch in every trashcan doesn't break the canon that there's only one of him, each connects to a central body in the undercity

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    bjflopmoodslyBarcMaxtersedimentpressa_lolbrarianjellesdejongMathotahCuksiklASAPBullwinkle
    • 963
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    DoHimJobCheezitsCatTommyECookingx24rankingTweetsTexRipplesJake_SniffCarlRadbunny
    BromanConsulshruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    the average person eats three spiders a year, but as you're about to find out, it takes an entire year for three spiders to eat a person

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    hippyballerda3monlsebianpug___whispererRuskornilovJoshGrimmercastinemachinea_planet_irl
    • 1,153
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    JoshGrimmerhafaydeefescantplanetspookyskeletonsDoHimJobpeachy__keenebadbitchdoanalabsomni
    QVT
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    kinda miss when girls wore those "LOVE PINK" sweatpants. got kinda weird once they got replaced by "EAT BUGS," "FEAR SUN," and "LIVE CAVE"

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    yungjakalsmoothjupiterPocketRocket__FREEHAMSSergeantSchultzkaophyredadattitudebig_dumb_idiot
    • 998
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    yungjakalcameronsadlerStixlysamuelbadamsEliAllenLetsBeSapidSexy14YrOldGirlgross_bug
    actualjellyfish
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    your movie script is a lot like unicode in that it's got a bunch of stupid characters that will never show up on a screen

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    mendesvdsyungjakalbeswa001cga__Marcus_ODeaBokCHoruschkilroysedimentpress
    • 906
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    citrusboltbromarconyungplebcorickbarfchanHarrisonTheFanEliAllennomadikyl
    octoqtHermit_Thrush
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    i love her BUTTE, but only PLATEAUNICALLY ;) [a tumbleweed made of bugs rolls by. they keep still, moved only by wind. are they dead? am i?]

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    da3monyungjakalheebieRedEidolonkrunkponyvakuumnasaKicksephJoebushNWardende
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    spookyskeletonsRedEidolonHollySalvatoremuncle_quincyKicksephJoebushsmpwnednaughtysneakyQuiet_Hedgehog
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    ya, last name spelled: [distant howl] as in far off train, [metallic scraping] as in axe being dragged through quarry, [quiet sobbing] as in

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    da3monpug___whispererPsycholystHyperEntityEmSandfordBarcMaxterRedEidolonsunbaethr
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    spookyskeletonssimple_peanutkittenface17heebiebenhuberRedEidolonhere_i_am_alivealex_samuel_
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Todd shared a link: "Shit The Omniscient Authority Spire Says." Todd's location was changed from "Drone Warren 72A6-B" to "Reeducation Pods"

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    yungjakalspookyskeletonsdeeptechfunksunbaethrrudymaxpetemandikSirTrixxtheboatsofus
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    rudymaxDavesWittSupDenmanWholeMilkLoverWhitneyGrayAlleBONER_POWER_420SeethingVortexdadholes
    shruglordScreamboat__iandury007
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Special Buy Nothing Day Sale!! Great Deals On: [ HOLES | VOIDS | SILENCE | NUMBNESS ] whisper coupon code "hello?" into a disconnected phone

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    da3monyungjakallungbonesthebookofalyssaspookyskeletonsheebiePocketRocket__milknmuffins
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    wootlesspookyskeletonsJake_SniffA_JahhTweesTweetsJuliusIrvingtonVansantcthejewishjet
    shruglordHermit_Thrush
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    "how creative. the joy division album cover again," - me, sarcastically, to the endless black & white lines pouring out the sky into the sea

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    boobcamelyungjakalsoresockbrahmanTymericaadelaidejerkssunbaethrJZsBBQSimonKiser
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    adelaidejerksSo_OcculthawxJoHoWoSpectralGazerrealboy702Basic_Chunnelshhhenko
    DustinAHarkins
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    teens building new species of teen out of every available resource. teens of moss and teens of ore, our old weapons can not harm them.

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    JoshGrimmerorangehexscantplanetspookyskeletonsSirTrixxRedEidolonyuravianbradcesanek
    • 640
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    JoshGrimmerscantplanetspookyskeletonsyuraviana_cute_bugporkfriedmicegustavhedbergdarkest_honky
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    everybody welcome our surprise celebrity guest!! [the arm from arm & hammer hops out on stage and starts hammering people indiscriminately]

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    kouersonmrreptoidrnikayladaisy_shortjayzeatnhotdogsoddlyerinhug__thiefmatherknoll
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    ihaveswineflumatherknollaloe__babeweedteen69togebiiheebieChalupacabra__realgirl702
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