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  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE

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    banzoneJamcobsMagnettiswbtech_livejxavtherealpolpotfuturefeaturechrysics
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    LordMuneMagnettistherealpolpotsaalonno_geniusMightfoShwayfromVyraelis
    EvaGisellemaxlavergneTRASHlNESS__pete_c_hell_homer__actualjellyfishingmarbirdmanBeeStapler
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    i'm not racist, but, *cranes neck to see if anyone's around. keeps craning. head unscrews entirely. out of the hole pour jewels & mysteries*

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    chrysicsTammyRenisDennyArcherleeanncelapinoOurRejubilationavxlancheGabrahamWordDukelowMike
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    a_lolbrarianOurRejubilationstephlipkowskiJJIsntHereevanlannisterRebeccaRoseAmissheartcorejudas_piece
    maxlavergneQVT
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    some tweets get big favs but no RTs. why? [camera pans to dog in lab coat high up on a distant ledge. we're too far away to hear his answer]

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    britneymaybeEvanLange41GirlsOnWehrlsdinnersruinedIsaacTrail_kelp_Rachelle_HelleNomarZednem
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    messmec2424glittersquirrelSaltmaster_SamCoolyCMcGdsimmons1228DrunkReptileCheese_PileSpencerKopp
    BeverlyCleary69shruglordprinceframecodefart
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    that's gay as hell dude... [later, in hospital burn ward]: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNEW THERE WAS AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL BEING NAMED "HELL DUDE"

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    Sihophonesoggysoilspringconvertdevon_mroc12Cerium140danacakesDownrightDwayneTripleSteakGuy
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    KlooKloozalgo80albert_stringsSoberAsAFGirlsOnWehrlsDiscourse_joshvartyMessKaeri
    deeeebagshruglordMrPapaya__________fart
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, knowledge manifests itself in radiant dreams that shimmer like the wild sun.

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    tinynietzschekhristinecangkopfgeschlagenBradVonBlon_jakemooreVinceTheWizardErickGustavoLconcretefour
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    derpthroneGhostly_JuicekopfgeschlagenVinceTheWizardErickGustavoLTechnofoibleuhhhmianhevcicero
    deeeebagshruglordweird_hugs________BeeStaplerjrrrd
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    an oscar the grouch in every trashcan doesn't break the canon that there's only one of him, each connects to a central body in the undercity

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    DStaffordMRachel0vesagentkonybanksbacon_punk13constantlyjoshWhere__wolfVan__SciverFunOnlineMan
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    DevindukasaurusFunOnlineManalarmclocknoisenathan_hoadJKTBurgessslime_manFlaskzerNoffle
    BromanConsulshruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    pursue creativity until you're too jaded to enjoy what you loved about it to begin with. keep believing there's some answer to life in art.

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    phantomdiddlercapitaljizzmKilgore_StudgebeefpastryblissfulbaiunderwaterlevelGian_isthebestHarryKingscote
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    coolstuffforboyaltwerknativealittleducckKilgore_StudgejoshislameETSY_MOMdezarn25stoverade
    DukeRaccoonsunfiltershruglordthe_kizzle
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Goofs: Beavis believes his existence to be that which he experiences rather than the blanket of darkness shrouding the infinity he does not.

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    DStaffordM_jaredwaltersAd0rnosPorno69pbonegsstoakSpinandSayAlisonDGarciassorC
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    AngryFeelsgsstoakHonorableThiefTomoBurreamoncopherGraysonXVX_svrjbeelzeturnt
    shruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    halloween is the only day when it's socially acceptable for a girl to dress like a PIT FULL OF SPIDERS. DUDE TRUST ME IT'S A GIRL. GET IN IT

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    chrysicsHarryKingscoteschimoniecharliearchymistermcgee9BenCrapmanLetsGoLescoTheMahouShoujo
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    HarryKingscoteDurrutiOverclocmattcornellsanxbileLetsGoLescoHeroinFingersnulljoshbiitchell
    deeeebagvelcrofannypackshruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    it's sad thinking of all the dogs in old movies that have died, but even sadder thinking of the earth we fled because of the dogs that can't

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    kjmeowsomelightcryingscaryjenpainted_eelSamSesekPPHAFIDTLkbutsMCHLRTZLFF
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    optimuscackisaaklassenJoshyDelReypainted_eelpjstichaDoHimJobANecroticTideserpensdi
    sunfilterdeeeebagshruglordmaxlavergneAbbytheGroovy__dudehugsBeeStaplerrare_basement
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    the average person eats three spiders a year, but as you're about to find out, it takes an entire year for three spiders to eat a person

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    classyseltzerjrichiev2suggarloafJake_Sniff2_spiritBenCrapmanjoesoldoutjacobstea
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    Jake_SniffBenCrapmanjoesoldoutjacobsteaInvisible_Anusbribblebrabblebeverage_cartleviweaver
    QVT
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    kinda miss when girls wore those "LOVE PINK" sweatpants. got kinda weird once they got replaced by "EAT BUGS," "FEAR SUN," and "LIVE CAVE"

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    DStaffordMeggandburgermaceofspades69taneWatSuxIsLifequeerreidredummybumMisterCancelled
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    mrgrtfloreaHowMuchForGoatDan_the_Man_73DynamoDockHeroinFingersheat_deadthyungjakalcameronsadler
    actualjellyfish
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    your movie script is a lot like unicode in that it's got a bunch of stupid characters that will never show up on a screen

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    DStaffordMFlockOfStaplersdad_as_heckmacwilkiemorganjunorstephenwittastrophysexmaxissocamp
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    ToshvahpikesleypezholiomacwilkiePolymathBlazeShirzan29danieldruckerCarnalAlchemy
    octoqtHermit_Thrush
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    ya, last name spelled: [distant howl] as in far off train, [metallic scraping] as in axe being dragged through quarry, [quiet sobbing] as in

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    julialikespieEricJonEvansphantomdiddler_jibi_em_dash01DevinTheHammerCatspressoLetdownLizzie
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    _jibi_HannahHillamKevinBuistBicepCzar420kbutsjeccaveepainted_eelteacuptempest
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    i love her BUTTE, but only PLATEAUNICALLY ;) [a tumbleweed made of bugs rolls by. they keep still, moved only by wind. are they dead? am i?]

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    tonegatherionjacobtwopBeatrixGeckoSargeDingDongKootseeahkneesarahlindishJinglesleevese1_gu4p0
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    painted_eeljoedistortfollowdavehomeWatSuxIsLifeThatWrongLove_lisa_beeDannyTHughescameron_blais
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Special Buy Nothing Day Sale!! Great Deals On: [ HOLES | VOIDS | SILENCE | NUMBNESS ] whisper coupon code "hello?" into a disconnected phone

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    jbassaaronBMalone71macwilkiedumbiedikesmorganjunora_lolbrarianlibbationsdustinmontoya_
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    sidr0PeacheyNicholasAgainstKyledj_mosfettsamuelbadamsTheoLietaertCorgisaurusOlaf_dePolaf
    shruglordHermit_Thrush
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Todd shared a link: "Shit The Omniscient Authority Spire Says." Todd's location was changed from "Drone Warren 72A6-B" to "Reeducation Pods"

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    zaxzorzemilelejeunefake_user_accntjordxn_cacogensnikepinksunrisePsycholystlilbabyfungus
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    AsaAnderson12BMalone71sidr0Dan_the_Man_73quantumnonsenselilbabyfungusSushi575Jones0__0__o__0__0
    shruglordScreamboat__iandury007
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    "how creative. the joy division album cover again," - me, sarcastically, to the endless black & white lines pouring out the sky into the sea

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    kennedylryanEstevezLeogo4itrawdogGLAPAGOSislandthebearforestwaldermannineyFinnTownsleygsstoak
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    rockawayprodyouyouyouyou___sadteen95FinnTownsleycdlDrewFitzigowenThatWrongLove
    DustinAHarkins
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    everybody welcome our surprise celebrity guest!! [the arm from arm & hammer hops out on stage and starts hammering people indiscriminately]

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    ChaoticWegkennedylryanjulialikespieJelly_GoldDStaffordMCentipede_Inc_jibi_Lindzeta
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    _jibi_capitaljizzmdad_as_heckJamdugbearettjonesillustructionb0tchedsummergothkafka
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    teens building new species of teen out of every available resource. teens of moss and teens of ore, our old weapons can not harm them.

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    pY_lizardmustlovedongsrudymaxsamparadiso_jibi_WatSuxIsLifegoatunitmorganjunor
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    mustlovedongs_jibi_capitaljizzmellenbhansenXXV_IIIgilbertcagatinSureNoramatchene
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