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  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE

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    trash_ebooksj140pRebella_DonnacpapadojoesoldoutLetsGoLescoInvisible_AnusILoveSailing123
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    coyote_witchajbangugcpapadoLetsGoLescoInvisible_AnuskenkeiterCtrlaltwtfMastaToken
    EvaGisellemaxlavergneANIMECIGARETTEpete_c_hell_homeractualjellyfishingmarbirdmanBeeStapler
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    i'm not racist, but, *cranes neck to see if anyone's around. keeps craning. head unscrews entirely. out of the hole pour jewels & mysteries*

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    bakefestbigassfussLetsGoLescoJayCIaireInvisible_Anusmackraymrightfieldsucksdocrostov
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    JayCIaireInvisible_AnusrobeydocrostovHeroinFingersRobertooo_94jason0x21TheNewLives
    maxlavergneQVT
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    some tweets get big favs but no RTs. why? [camera pans to dog in lab coat high up on a distant ledge. we're too far away to hear his answer]

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    BenCrapmankevinthrxinahansenKYLEM4URERCallMeWagabaKingWereBearArbiterofMehg_spray
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    EmirioSonKevin_Number_7joshiebehr93beenbunniedwonderwomenmWarrantedThingsghostkroghTheDeadfishSays
    BeverlyCleary69shruglordprinceframecodefart
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    that's gay as hell dude... [later, in hospital burn ward]: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNEW THERE WAS AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL BEING NAMED "HELL DUDE"

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    _tatianaperez_Moon_Emperor_amaxeusMACHIN1STGOOSEFreemanuptosumpinscatmooreDONTFOLLOWMExxx
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    aquafreshXTREMEMACHIN1STNotCamDennisjiantmechahenscheckChazgasmalarmclocknoiseNeutronDre
    deeeebagshruglordMrPapaya__________fart
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, knowledge manifests itself in radiant dreams that shimmer like the wild sun.

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    mrvngrdnsgangJohnRBaldwinstevmacallisterAverySkunkjsportswatchLetsGoLescoMaryLauzonchloeram0ne
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    mrvngrdnsgangJohnRBaldwinzachbriteAverySkunkMSJMSJMSJMSJMSJheadhaunchthename_isalexlouisthelion
    deeeebagshruglordweird_hugs________BeeStaplerjrrrd
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    pursue creativity until you're too jaded to enjoy what you loved about it to begin with. keep believing there's some answer to life in art.

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    zqrankinmrvngrdnsgangjordxn_ciarandowneyCosmoeLove98sarahplegicbookJACketscoreyforde
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    ddbrackettjordxn_CosmoeLove98sarahplegicHayleyRushfordCrazy_DaJetsbeenawhilenowhsteezy
    DukeRaccoonsunfiltershruglordthe_kizzle
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    halloween is the only day when it's socially acceptable for a girl to dress like a PIT FULL OF SPIDERS. DUDE TRUST ME IT'S A GIRL. GET IN IT

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    BenCrapmanLetsGoLescoTheMahouShoujolailiboozarybloodydantasticNotBobWestsolumcaderesamiwert
    • 1,202
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    sanxbileLetsGoLescoHeroinFingersnulljoshbiitchellyerpalmildsaucetrill_sauce12spoopy11u
    deeeebagvelcrofannypackshruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Goofs: Beavis believes his existence to be that which he experiences rather than the blanket of darkness shrouding the infinity he does not.

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    messmec2424maondozamrvngrdnsgangfresh_tacoFiber0ptixdoom_cocooneffIuencesCoreizzle
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    maondozafresh_tacoCoreizzlebrigitteninty3heavyvoxelhezletrelateablefuuuAustinCHowe
    shruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    it's sad thinking of all the dogs in old movies that have died, but even sadder thinking of the earth we fled because of the dogs that can't

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    mrvngrdnsgangm0onsquadflashemberMSJMSJMSJMSJMSJKillYourSelfieshowerbearseqoyahdjbitchtits
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    ComradesnipsyerpalmildsauceSeptapusDennyRyfaceNotBobWestFuckyougotmineAnAnimeGiraffeDynamitekyle
    sunfilterdeeeebagshruglordmaxlavergneAbbytheGroovy__dudehugsBeeStaplerrare_basement
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    an oscar the grouch in every trashcan doesn't break the canon that there's only one of him, each connects to a central body in the undercity

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    zqrankinReitzbitzLetsGoLescocacogensbig_rig_rickTrevorBaumblacklemon67Vansantc
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    hezletSeptapusDennynaughtysneakyLetsGoLescozachbriteNeilbot2525CitizensBankersVansantc
    BromanConsulshruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    the average person eats three spiders a year, but as you're about to find out, it takes an entire year for three spiders to eat a person

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    2_spiritBenCrapmanjoesoldoutjacobsteaInvisible_Anussolumcaderebeverage_cartThisAlbumSucks
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    BenCrapmanjoesoldoutjacobsteaInvisible_Anusbribblebrabblebeverage_cartleviweaverJoshGrimmer
    QVT
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    kinda miss when girls wore those "LOVE PINK" sweatpants. got kinda weird once they got replaced by "EAT BUGS," "FEAR SUN," and "LIVE CAVE"

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    LiamSiddharthaMaryLauzonTrevorBaumNeilbot2525samer_kNotBobWestnulljoshAlbusDibbledore
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    HeroinFingersheat_deadthyungjakalcameronsadlerStixlysamuelbadamsEliAllenLetsBeSapid
    actualjellyfish
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    your movie script is a lot like unicode in that it's got a bunch of stupid characters that will never show up on a screen

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  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    ya, last name spelled: [distant howl] as in far off train, [metallic scraping] as in axe being dragged through quarry, [quiet sobbing] as in

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    TweetByNumberscacogenswolftrampiansandlinobliviousallywelcometomyjulyquantumnonsenseXenaDeLaRosa
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    TweetByNumberswolftrampirlbkrelateablefuuuRawRyanyanLiamPrestageGrandpasSweaterZahhakatar
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    i love her BUTTE, but only PLATEAUNICALLY ;) [a tumbleweed made of bugs rolls by. they keep still, moved only by wind. are they dead? am i?]

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    messmec2424YaywhopYesIAmHARRISONSpencerTuckersamuelbadams_kelp_ReitzbitzEricJonEvans
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    ddbrackettmika_richeytweetsbyholdenGoodwinWinsgoodsamuelbadamsInvisible_AnusMaryTylerMogMarlonBrandNO
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Special Buy Nothing Day Sale!! Great Deals On: [ HOLES | VOIDS | SILENCE | NUMBNESS ] whisper coupon code "hello?" into a disconnected phone

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    allighatercrushfielddavebrancosucksSpencerTuckersamuelbadamstasteslikebandsSquamScourfieldmatthandlersux
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    samuelbadamsTheoLietaertCorgisaurusOlaf_dePolafilkowskijoshgiesbrechtheatherparlatoblakewrites
    shruglordHermit_Thrush
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Todd shared a link: "Shit The Omniscient Authority Spire Says." Todd's location was changed from "Drone Warren 72A6-B" to "Reeducation Pods"

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    jordxn_cacogensnikepinksunrisePsycholyststrawxberriesProblyDrinkingtom_illusionJoshIsntHappy
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    quantumnonsensestrawxberriesSushi575Jones0__0__o__0__0botandytyler_cammannjoesoldoutInvisible_Anus
    shruglordScreamboat__iandury007
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    "how creative. the joy division album cover again," - me, sarcastically, to the endless black & white lines pouring out the sky into the sea

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    messmec2424iansandlinmaondozaJohnRBaldwinsarahplegicXenaDeLaRosablemurAverySkunk
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  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    everybody welcome our surprise celebrity guest!! [the arm from arm & hammer hops out on stage and starts hammering people indiscriminately]

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    messmec2424ProfitofGodgraysonharykeepin_it_jibbydavebrancosuckscoreyfordeReitzbitzfmonge01
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  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    teens building new species of teen out of every available resource. teens of moss and teens of ore, our old weapons can not harm them.

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    zqrankinTweetByNumbersmaondozaShasta_Ottergreglmercerjordxn_fjuckingDrewBroe
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    maondozaShasta_OttergreglmercerDomenicMastroTheGrimCorsairAustinCHowegregbrownETSY_MOM
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