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  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE

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    wootleshobrotoriumRatttzNestcherimarieireneistaB_RabSadoskyTweesTweetsnotalogin
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    wootlesAtheneAllenireneistaDewaldoRobert_Alan_ImAHoodlumBeesthegamedoubledownNOW
    EvaGisellemaxlavergnedatamushpete_c_hell_homeractualjellyfishingmarbirdmanBeeStapler
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    i'm not racist, but, *cranes neck to see if anyone's around. keeps craning. head unscrews entirely. out of the hole pour jewels & mysteries*

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    YMBIBIfabbyfashionistTweesTweetsdeceskimbrelmossball_CrayZ_DayZOminousJazz
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    gabbietjeDeadlyMistletoeSenile_Palmtreemilitarypenguinthe_beasterrinshankouhaimeryliskisalbaglaciere
    maxlavergneQVT
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    some tweets get big favs but no RTs. why? [camera pans to dog in lab coat high up on a distant ledge. we're too far away to hear his answer]

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    briannamhuntotrolevelbrodereuro__dancerbombykol2maxwelong_SolomonGrundy_righyien_evans3MadalynSmith450
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    tamamonokamahippyballershowerbearitsnotvalentineConnorWheatonMooHadzs__rev_KendallBlake
    BeverlyCleary69shruglordprinceframecodefart
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    that's gay as hell dude... [later, in hospital burn ward]: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNEW THERE WAS AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL BEING NAMED "HELL DUDE"

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    InTheNursesArmshughes_atsmarlitos_eshugzgotnoh8rscarli_piRndmCharacterSVotzkebreadwoof
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    smarlitos_mihaisotaecurlyq440hideandseekprow1gglytuffdumblelordJewEvanOedipusFlexx
    deeeebagshruglordMrPapaya__________fart
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    pursue creativity until you're too jaded to enjoy what you loved about it to begin with. keep believing there's some answer to life in art.

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    abadabadabadanxmslashficjtbrgLiterallyFadedmishangelineStephenSBoyercouchdwellerslimtrimsean
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    abadabadabadaLiterallyFadedslimtrimseanparkerbolinaholealexheyjubileeprismdispersionGre_Gone
    DukeRaccoonsunfiltershruglordthe_kizzle
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    halloween is the only day when it's socially acceptable for a girl to dress like a PIT FULL OF SPIDERS. DUDE TRUST ME IT'S A GIRL. GET IN IT

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    bobbyTweesTweetsshelbytraversRobert_Alan_BeesthegameTheDeerHeronosilentmomentsRealBoyBill
    • 1,093
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    GregRowlattDIXINMYAZZK_KampovskyImAHoodlumBeesthegameRealBoyBillJakeQuakeobDuncanVB
    deeeebagvelcrofannypackshruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, knowledge manifests itself in radiant dreams that shimmer like the wild sun.

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    pxrrscillaEtherealSkyKidsaltsodaSharksOnCouchesbenjamincfosterBeesthegamewealwardinternet_chris
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    pxrrscillasaltsodaChancellorJomarBeesthegamesheepwithTeethClaire2N_matilda__kebn
    deeeebagshruglordweird_hugs________BeeStaplerjrrrd
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    an oscar the grouch in every trashcan doesn't break the canon that there's only one of him, each connects to a central body in the undercity

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    buttdanceSamBFrankInvisible_AnushuensaoandrewcheonBeesthegameChrisGiustointernet_chris
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    Invisible_AnusSpread_Eagle_17coolguy42069BeesthegameBenSluderWARBREASTtheMerovingianKatttzillla
    shruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    the average person eats three spiders a year, but as you're about to find out, it takes an entire year for three spiders to eat a person

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    B_RabSadoskytoopunkedTweesTweetsjelderHowMuchForGoatZyxttonegatherionfleurChelonii
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    zachwantpizzaSpread_Eagle_17BeesthegamequeenanhedoniaCoffinsyrup69quiznomaster420hug__thief__ohitslizzy
    QVT
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    it's sad thinking of all the dogs in old movies that have died, but even sadder thinking of the earth we fled because of the dogs that can't

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    BusterWolf1huensaoCapt_SpaceBassBeesthegameretzlaffmichaelNotBobWestdubisaxelvictorecabarren
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    nug_hugsSpread_Eagle_17BeesthegameProphetKottodubisaxelBoomMcSplodeFerrous_BuellerWashedOut211
    sunfilterdeeeebagshruglordmaxlavergneAbbytheGroovydudehugsBeeStaplerrare_basement
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    kinda miss when girls wore those "LOVE PINK" sweatpants. got kinda weird once they got replaced by "EAT BUGS," "FEAR SUN," and "LIVE CAVE"

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    8Clipid_bilayerluna_kai_lv6huensaoFlavstersEvilJimKirkCatHallifaxjaundicejoplin
    • 975
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    wooper_BenAndersonjaundicejoplinW8nForS8nIrlTreedakotapopelkaMullinKjA15YearOldGirl
    actualjellyfish
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Goofs: Beavis believes his existence to be that which he experiences rather than the blanket of darkness shrouding the infinity he does not.

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    Landon_Bropezbig_rig_rickCaveman_42SweetPatootfanofhellchimp_mcghoulpartiepigchrisfry42
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    Landon_BropezCaveman_42partiepigGI_Jake92LetsBeSapidhuensaoTimccv164rowsdower15
    shruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    your movie script is a lot like unicode in that it's got a bunch of stupid characters that will never show up on a screen

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    frvncieGerman__MuffinLandon_BropezHavocMantisthirdsecondLowkeyTwitsDanMentosThisiscarlsagan
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    Landon_BropezLeafTheMightyBeesthegamebirthday_ruinerMysticFibrosisBoost_My_Lifealizardxsgentiluomo
    octoqtHermit_Thrush
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    ya, last name spelled: [distant howl] as in far off train, [metallic scraping] as in axe being dragged through quarry, [quiet sobbing] as in

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    StewpacShakurTheRealKyleGibPT_Swagbag93jtbrgracheljembojonesInvisible_Anusnotrevenant
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    ChristabellobaPT_Swagbag93PestoPendejonotrevenantLanceErebusoldirtysenpaireapstamitchelljkopp
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    i love her BUTTE, but only PLATEAUNICALLY ;) [a tumbleweed made of bugs rolls by. they keep still, moved only by wind. are they dead? am i?]

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    JSwiftttttBeesthegamejiyahkellybighatfunnyinternet_chrisChalupacabra__jagosaurusjanieporche
    • 612
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    Beesthegamebighatfunnyritobito5ate5_MrGrantsupClaire2NfuckinpatiencePoppaRain
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Special Buy Nothing Day Sale!! Great Deals On: [ HOLES | VOIDS | SILENCE | NUMBNESS ] whisper coupon code "hello?" into a disconnected phone

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    B_RabSadoskyTweesTweetshuensaorachelohara1216paulttcYesIGotKikASAPBullwinkleBeesthegame
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    TweesTweetsjpMRPHVansantcthejewishjetSpread_Eagle_17BeesthegamedarcibastiaanKyl3Sturm3r
    shruglordHermit_Thrush
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Todd shared a link: "Shit The Omniscient Authority Spire Says." Todd's location was changed from "Drone Warren 72A6-B" to "Reeducation Pods"

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    flawlessdictionenorphous_wcSweetPatootBeesthegameChrisGiustointernet_chrisTheDeerHeroDukeRaccoon
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    GregRowlattBeesthegamebalthazaurusstarguardedTomSmizzlerobotfightswootlesJJFancyMan
    shruglordScreamboat__iandury007
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    "how creative. the joy division album cover again," - me, sarcastically, to the endless black & white lines pouring out the sky into the sea

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    mrozeky2006joe_Elizabeth_KjtbrgLandon_Bropezjamesbrowndeadpimetaradojasminedreame
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    john_bosworthjamesbrowndeadLogan_DeckardjoexparmentertyranosexBasedUrgotrebjpgInvisible_Anus
    DustinAHarkins
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    a dog's nose is his doorbell, don't push it *DINGWOOF* dude what did i JUST SAY [hatch opens on top of dog. a smaller dog pops his head out]

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    TweesTweetsASAPBullwinkleenorphous_wcSweetPatootBeesthegamejagosaurusbalthazaurusArronski
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    TweesTweetsSpread_Eagle_17BeesthegameTotesChrisBoost_My_LifeBELLOLOLOLAlwayzFreethePuddleButt
    WeedCoffinSwell_BroTPHD
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    teens building new species of teen out of every available resource. teens of moss and teens of ore, our old weapons can not harm them.

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    TheThoughtBusCaveman_42bm_gilesrachelInvisible_AnusTangy__AlbusDibbledoreHavocMantis
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    Caveman_42Tangy__RonnieWhitedmuffinoftruthHavocMantisGI_Jake92huensaoSpread_Eagle_17
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