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  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE

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    cat_abysshannahjegartHinklemeyersounddappansJenniTheJesterbooyaabusbeytheelderh_snap
    • 3,003
    • RETWEETS
    balthazaurusJenniTheJestertwo06reichfrancoisscriptrockmbarnettnaporeonipwnstuff
    EvaGisellemaxlavergnedatamushpete_c_hell_homeractualjellyfishingmarbirdmanBeeStapler
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    i'm not racist, but, *cranes neck to see if anyone's around. keeps craning. head unscrews entirely. out of the hole pour jewels & mysteries*

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    xflooleopardenskinElisaaaaaahniettanyakayraisabellaquidanoBrandonHerscheldaansharon
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    DemiDamstrapiantabkayraisabellasabinemetzMkcrnlssnAntiqueDollyJanNoniemneuralwiles
    maxlavergneQVT
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    some tweets get big favs but no RTs. why? [camera pans to dog in lab coat high up on a distant ledge. we're too far away to hear his answer]

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    senorachangniquinorahJokeBottomJennuflectsgrmwashereDanEveringtontherealangelacoAydenCutajar
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    ironxansamanthax513Vansantcpatchak21champiozDagrigzisdownLetdownLizziematthew_jacks
    BeverlyCleary69shruglordprinceframecodefart
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    that's gay as hell dude... [later, in hospital burn ward]: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNEW THERE WAS AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL BEING NAMED "HELL DUDE"

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    beached_whaalehugefuckboythesh0ck3rProcrastinarianVince_Louis2_Necklace_saintbracesstonecoldevin
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    missjaymay_bribblebrabbledudebrahryeguyValTrillmerstupidskeletonNotAMycologisttherealbotdASAPBullwinkle
    deeeebagshruglordMrPapaya__________fart
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    pursue creativity until you're too jaded to enjoy what you loved about it to begin with. keep believing there's some answer to life in art.

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    brendan_klinkdanjan13JamesNvrTweetshalffartedheartTurdieBagFartshhhenkonosilentmomentslibbyhb123
    • 1,183
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    MessKaeriObscureRemedyhalffartedheartTurdieBagFartshhhenkomookthelegendfuckinpatienceMyqWilson
    DukeRaccoonsunfiltershruglordthe_kizzle
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    halloween is the only day when it's socially acceptable for a girl to dress like a PIT FULL OF SPIDERS. DUDE TRUST ME IT'S A GIRL. GET IN IT

    • 1,638
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    TheDeerHeronosilentmomentsRealBoyBillchampiozTatumRHuntercliffordpaynedanjan13mhill975
    • 1,092
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    RealBoyBillJakeQuakeobDuncanVBTheHatIsGoodCrowleyLuranar_vidmarSpacemufffinKTA_JDG
    deeeebagvelcrofannypackshruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, knowledge manifests itself in radiant dreams that shimmer like the wild sun.

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    internet_chrisTheDeerHerojagosaurusb_cavelloempty_forktwentytentaclesJokeLvrnosilentmoments
    • 1,096
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    sheepwithTeethClaire2N_matilda__kebnMoultonPbIceCubeCirca92DrPollingtonTheManicMedium
    deeeebagshruglordweird_hugs________BeeStaplerjrrrd
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    an oscar the grouch in every trashcan doesn't break the canon that there's only one of him, each connects to a central body in the undercity

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    internet_chrisfuckinpatienceBenSluderThe_Dill_Doughnosilentmomentsperoxyneanamanaguchitrillwizard
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    BenSluderWARBREASTtheMerovingianKatttzilllasexualjumanjiIronghaziNorskHausjeffalangore
    shruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    the average person eats three spiders a year, but as you're about to find out, it takes an entire year for three spiders to eat a person

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    SinhasaysCoffinsyrup69holobodyeffIuencesquiznomaster420strawxberriesaIgedoniccicadalegs
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    queenanhedoniaCoffinsyrup69quiznomaster420hug__thief__ohitslizzyBoost_My_LifeLogan_DeckardLeboza33
    QVT
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    it's sad thinking of all the dogs in old movies that have died, but even sadder thinking of the earth we fled because of the dogs that can't

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    retzlaffmichaelNotBobWestdubisaxelvictorecabarrenNystreFerrous_BuellerfunkadunkalunkKrinkle8
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    dubisaxelBoomMcSplodeFerrous_BuellerWashedOut211miluettegoddamnimglamvivisecteurBadNewsCentral
    sunfilterdeeeebagshruglordmaxlavergneAbbytheGroovydudehugsBeeStaplerrare_basement
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    kinda miss when girls wore those "LOVE PINK" sweatpants. got kinda weird once they got replaced by "EAT BUGS," "FEAR SUN," and "LIVE CAVE"

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    jagosaurustherealangelacofrankisteamr_jack700SpraynardKrugerTripleKancontentposterdanieljayz
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    TripleKanTotesChrismike_stroutNorskHausKonyMandelaBoost_My_LifeWoodenZachKyl3Sturm3r
    actualjellyfish
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Goofs: Beavis believes his existence to be that which he experiences rather than the blanket of darkness shrouding the infinity he does not.

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    bestilmeinbon0rGlorioHypeCanineMysticFibrosisnicebike15ParterCortwoodyungcorgiSteeeeeeeevens
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    nothyrummillerTurdieBagFartsudoku420AlexPoeppelgarbagetweetzpr0fligatemacwilkietrashypizza
    shruglord
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    your movie script is a lot like unicode in that it's got a bunch of stupid characters that will never show up on a screen

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    kneesiesbrendan_klinkWordsAboutCatsDickDankstardlyMysticFibrosisdannyvegasucksMoultonPbPsycholyst
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    nothyrummillerMysticFibrosisBoost_My_LifealizardxsgentiluomosiobhanfeddenAsaAnderson12mrkplt
    octoqtHermit_Thrush
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    ya, last name spelled: [distant howl] as in far off train, [metallic scraping] as in axe being dragged through quarry, [quiet sobbing] as in

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    aselrodhyperbolladrilla_hfxdaikonbanwaflightofbooksznasetamsoresockbrahmanauto_fastidium
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    soresockbrahmandudeactuallyTheFunkodilemicaeladermodylibbyhb123sarahplegicpatkaymunhotstoss
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    i love her BUTTE, but only PLATEAUNICALLY ;) [a tumbleweed made of bugs rolls by. they keep still, moved only by wind. are they dead? am i?]

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    internet_chrisChalupacabra__jagosaurusjanieporcheFriesofAllKindsbarfchanemptyspacesuitlibbyhb123
    • 611
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    ritobito5ate5_MrGrantsupClaire2NfuckinpatiencePoppaRainShanusMcAnussnappybakes
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Special Buy Nothing Day Sale!! Great Deals On: [ HOLES | VOIDS | SILENCE | NUMBNESS ] whisper coupon code "hello?" into a disconnected phone

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    TheDeerHerotylersnotesbig_rig_rickpiersadrianbradcesanekmantonminnickGhost_Stratstraitorbaby
    • 787
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    darcibastiaanKyl3Sturm3rGhost_StratsjustmarmarnotrevenantCrashburnAlleypatchak21coolhands_luke
    shruglordHermit_Thrush
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    Todd shared a link: "Shit The Omniscient Authority Spire Says." Todd's location was changed from "Drone Warren 72A6-B" to "Reeducation Pods"

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    internet_chrisTheDeerHeroDukeRaccoonMurkDwindletonjonahloebjohnnemannTomSmizzleNahdude83
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    balthazaurusstarguardedTomSmizzlerobotfightswootlesJJFancyManScootScoootawkward_lettuce
    shruglordScreamboat__iandury007
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    a dog's nose is his doorbell, don't push it *DINGWOOF* dude what did i JUST SAY [hatch opens on top of dog. a smaller dog pops his head out]

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    jagosaurusbalthazaurusArronskitherealangelacoagentkyleBELLOLOLOLAlwayzFreeMeloroars
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    TotesChrisBoost_My_LifeBELLOLOLOLAlwayzFreethePuddleButtkeeperdesignTylerGaborS4CWernsy
    WeedCoffinSwell_BroTPHD
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    "how creative. the joy division album cover again," - me, sarcastically, to the endless black & white lines pouring out the sky into the sea

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    janesovBeatnikJoejohn_bosworthdick_squaddaikonbanwaMaxterballWAVEofRADKururinBomb
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    kneesiesunabashedbarnermicaeladermodyxoxogossipgothpostcolonialdadgrantster123bongzingasufiboy
    DustinAHarkins
  • UtilityLimb
      bandit @UtilityLimb

    teens building new species of teen out of every available resource. teens of moss and teens of ore, our old weapons can not harm them.

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    fuckinpatiencesamsondubsbrendan_klinkSolitaryTweeterDickDankstardlyks_lassTheFunkodile8elioS
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    ks_lasslibbyhb123Jake_Sniffk8bushRydog57LetdownLizziemacwilkieWright_Thoughts
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