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Hey world, telling a cat owner that you HATE cats doesn't make you cool, it makes you an ass.
This is the slowest McDonalds ever. Getting fat should be faster than this.
I'm going to bookend my birthday weekend by sharing my post on @heybrewtiful on more time. GO: http://www.heybrewtiful.com/2013/03/a-lady-who-loves-beer-valerie-gibson.html?m=1 …
I also have a good shout out to @peticolas in my post for @heybrewtiful today. My fave local brewery!! http://www.heybrewtiful.com/2013/03/a-lady-who-loves-beer-valerie-gibson.html?m=1 …
Trump is going to want to see a long form death certificate.
Now that I have a tv in my bedroom, I could basically move into an efficiency apt. Who needs a living room??
I look around my nice apartment, with my fancy computer, food in my belly, comfy bed to sleep in and think GOD, SELF. NEVER COMPLAIN AGAIN.
I really want to plan a wedding but only on Pinterest.
I didn't even know Saturdays HAD 7am. My cat felt it was important that he enlighten me. Fucker.
We just spent too much time figuring out the sign language for Jew, Beard, and Motorboat.
All the pregnant women in the grocery must have been knocked up by the guy outside in the Ferrari. He is clearly potent and well endowed.
Firefly marathon on Science Channel? Yup. Not getting out of bed today.
I want a golden ticket.
half-scottish geek. mac-lovin' democrat. bmf. didn't have any hobbies until I discovered craft beer.