Or someone could move a motion for Cllr Mammolitti to grow up. But THAT would be silly. #topoli

Holy crap, Wiz looks so much more human with the shades off. #strombo

@brentpiaskoski If they are, my memories of the '80's Pens are ruined. #nogreatlosstilmario

@heyitstva And "Amazing". And the ride a Disney World. I accept their apology as well.

@alanthomasdoyle Heads up, b'y! “@goaliegirl: Taking the little man to see @great_big_sea! It's his first concert. Ever! :)”

#snooker Shame we won't see Luca at the Crucible now, but he came up against a crazy-tenacious player & couldn't deal. That's why they play.

Ho. Ly. Crap. BRILLIANT. “@patrickroddy: @grahamclark it's done.  http://tmblr.co/Zj-V8uhmRF5R ”

@brentpiaskoski WOK THE HECK! #darkchildhoodmemories

Guys, I may not know much about anything, but I'm pretty sure "hardline Buddhists" is an oxymoron.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21840600 …

@meninblazers “@heyitstva: There's always pie.
#threewordstoliveby” (p.s. He does a Rangers pod:  http://wearethepeoplepodcast.com/ )

@pulmyears Or….  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYgtwzCrBw …

Ergh. Vine doesn't like me waiting too long between recording things. Makes time-lapse difficult. I'm missing something here...

@meninblazers “@rainnwilson: 100 Years of soccer in the US! Can u believe it? Retweet & support @ussoccer #100Years”

@mike__myers And didn't you work with that @neilmullarkey? Honestly, you're in a couple looong shadows on Twitter, young man.

I'm liking @heyitstva's version of the Fords' radio show a little more than @goldsbie's version. :-)

@dannymichel Now how 'bout you play at one of @bobledrew's house concerts? He completely deserves it.

This is out of context, but I think it works in most contexts anyway. (h/t @pulmyears) “@mccainblogette: What. The. Fuck. Al Roker.”

@meninblazers Oooo, Barca getting the "answer may surprise you" treatment on 60 Minutes tonight. #letitbemorleysafer

And here's the Fucked Up section. #TheLayover

If there was ever a time to watch some ridiculous reality sitcom about people making duck calls, it'd be now.