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Asian pregnancy test: Put an unsolved Rubik's cube into vagina. If it comes out solved, she is pregnant
Twitter: where funny, good looking guys do exist... With real life wives...
Who can I test my pepper spray on
16 & Not Pregnant #winning
Ain't no party like a bath salt party!
It's 9am is it too early for wine?
Let me fix you
Step the fuck back whore.
Please just give me the time of day
Guess I need a new plan now.
Eyelashes just complete a look to another level more than any mascara could ever...
I hate everything about you...
My birthdays in 9 days If anyone hasn't bought me a pony yet...
i got to one thousand followers and some one just HAD to unfollow me...and now this tweet will cause more followers to abandon me....
I am fucking crazy, but I am free.
i'ma take you out this place and fuckin' love you.
Fried baloney is calling my name...but no
Wtf Justin bieber is at cabana pool bar right now... I need to be there
hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
I'm torn between my Gossip Girl obsessed side and my Harry Potter fanatic side. You know you love me XOXO Gossip Girl... Wingardium Leviosa!✨