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Asian pregnancy test: Put an unsolved Rubik's cube into vagina. If it comes out solved, she is pregnant
Twitter: where funny, good looking guys do exist... With real life wives...
Who can I test my pepper spray on
16 & Not Pregnant #winning
Ain't no party like a bath salt party!
It's 9am is it too early for wine?
Let me fix you
Step the fuck back whore.
Please just give me the time of day
Guess I need a new plan now.
Eyelashes just complete a look to another level more than any mascara could ever...
i got to one thousand followers and some one just HAD to unfollow me...and now this tweet will cause more followers to abandon me....
Fried baloney is calling my name...but no
I am fucking crazy, but I am free.
My birthdays in 9 days If anyone hasn't bought me a pony yet...
I hate everything about you...
i'ma take you out this place and fuckin' love you.
Wtf Justin bieber is at cabana pool bar right now... I need to be there