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Asian pregnancy test: Put an unsolved Rubik's cube into vagina. If it comes out solved, she is pregnant
Twitter: where funny, good looking guys do exist... With real life wives...
Who can I test my pepper spray on
16 & Not Pregnant #winning
Ain't no party like a bath salt party!
Let me fix you
Step the fuck back whore.
Please just give me the time of day
Guess I need a new plan now.
I hate everything about you...
My birthdays in 9 days If anyone hasn't bought me a pony yet...
i got to one thousand followers and some one just HAD to unfollow me...and now this tweet will cause more followers to abandon me....
i'ma take you out this place and fuckin' love you.
Fried baloney is calling my name...but no
Wtf Justin bieber is at cabana pool bar right now... I need to be there
hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Scotiabank: "you're richer than you think" me: "I'm poorer than I thought..."
Cats... An acquired pet. Cat food... An acquired taste.
I'm the mother of my cat that means I get a gift this Mother's Day right???
You know you love me XOXO Gossip Girl. Montréal, QC Where your treasure is, there will be your heart also -AD