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8-mile forced march on 500 calories. The army? Nope! Russian vacation.
Realized there is chocolate in the keyboard of my brand-new laptop. Asymptotically approaching a Cathy cartoon.
To people who have bought fragrances online: how?
Yahoo bought Tumblr. A sentence only 5% of the English-speaking population understands.
Had dinner at hipster restaurant. Not sure if I have become a hipster or conducting an elaborate social experiment.
Just realized Hive can do Python. Mind blown. http://www.slideshare.net/jseidman/data-analysis-with-hadoop-and-hive-chicagodb-2212011 …
TAing @bennethuber's sold-out command line class tonight. Be there, or be -mkdir. http://www.meetup.com/Girl-Develop-It-Philadelphia/events/113631222/ …
Eurovision is God's way of saying, "Enough fighting. Here's something you all can hate together."
Nothing is better than Everlasting Light for music to listen to while watching the sunset.
Scott Adams: Always thinking. http://dilbert.com/blog/entry/solving_three_problems_at_once/ …
Instagram corollary: The more hashtags your photo has, the worse it is.
New idea for a novelty account: Big Data Shouting.
I'M SPINNING UP A HADOOP CLUSTER FOR THIS CSV FILE THAT I NEED TO EMAIL SOMEONE.
A very good critique of Lean In: http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/philg/2013/05/12/lean-in/ …
Too lazy to read Great Gatsby? Just check out any liquor ad in Vanity Fair.
Born Jewish in Russia. Raised guilty in America. Data Mad Scientist. MBA student. Author. Married to brogrammer. Live from Philly.