Watched a libertarian film: 1st 10 minutes were politicians saying "New World Order," rest was zoom on Ron Paul's face down to atomic scale.

Hey if I move to Maryland will the place I live in be House MD? Ahahahahahaha I'll just show myself out

BBC headline: "Rush to finish Egypt constitution". I assume the president's duties will now include 10-minute rock ballads about elves.

@jitka National Lampoon's Animé House

Has anyone ever told Boeing that their name is spelled wrong

I just got an email from"Cornell's Adult University". Checked out the materials, NOT as sexy as it sounds.

And who are you, the Jitka said, that I must tweet so slow?

Cat brought in a dead mouse and put it on the taxes. Thanks for payin yr fair share, cat.

@jitka "Satan is cool" -mayoral candidate Jitka

How many times do you think Barack Obama gets reported for spam every day

Follow Paul through the shifting sands of Arabia on his journey to find the lost mall of gold so he can hassle some teens there #blartgames

"yer a wizard, Garry" "no knights are just allowed to jump over other pieces look it up"

Macro Polo, the world's largest explorer.

The archetypal tweet in my mind remains @celestialbeard saying "Thom will eat a bread." This encapsulates the Twitter life.

I just got a spam saying "discover the satisfaction ocean". Yes please, take me there at once.

Hey, a news story about the FBI foiling a bomb plot! I wonder if it was entrapme- oh. Yes? Excellent.

@jitka Woodrow Wilson, our most moe president

That was Unblarted 3: Among Teens up there but I couldn't fit it in with all that intricate plot summary. #blartgames

Hitmall: Blart Money #blartgames

What if you got like 100,000 swing state voters to sign a thing saying they'd vote for the first candidate to do the chicken dance on TV