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Watched a libertarian film: 1st 10 minutes were politicians saying "New World Order," rest was zoom on Ron Paul's face down to atomic scale.
BBC headline: "Rush to finish Egypt constitution". I assume the president's duties will now include 10-minute rock ballads about elves.
Edward Snowden now seeking asylum at My House. "They have all the best board games", he explained, "and lots of anime."
Hey if I move to Maryland will the place I live in be House MD? Ahahahahahaha I'll just show myself out
I'm actually not hot or single and am probably not in your area but I sure am getting mad at this app rn
Has anyone ever told Boeing that their name is spelled wrong
It's long past time I rode the eight-legged horse Sleepnir into the next world, if that's obtuse enough (I'm saying I become Odin at night)
I just got an email from"Cornell's Adult University". Checked out the materials, NOT as sexy as it sounds.
And who are you, the Jitka said, that I must tweet so slow?
Cat brought in a dead mouse and put it on the taxes. Thanks for payin yr fair share, cat.
Attention: one of the candidates in yesterday's Chilean presidential election was Ricardo Israel Zipper
How many times do you think Barack Obama gets reported for spam every day
Follow Paul through the shifting sands of Arabia on his journey to find the lost mall of gold so he can hassle some teens there #blartgames
"yer a wizard, Garry" "no knights are just allowed to jump over other pieces look it up"
Macro Polo, the world's largest explorer.
Look, all I'm saying is that if I became a professional pig derby athlete my stage name would be Wilburforce
Quick, grab a bunch of those transistors; I'm gonna try science.