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Excited for subway service to return. Forgot what other peoples' thighs feel like.
Whose biography do I have to write to get laid around here?
Every American should exercise their right to vote, except the lady I overheard asking if she'd cast both her "popular and electoral" vote.
I think I'm finally coming to terms with Steve Harvey's face.
If you're a guy holding an energy drink, I will assume you also call your place a "man cave".
Dancing rabbis on the Chabad telethon? Don't mind if I do.