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Call me olfactioned, but I think taste is largely determined by smell.
There is a new hooker downtown. She is blind but she does really well. You have to hand it to her.
I love my diet so much I could marry a vegetable.
I keep writing Dick Clark is still alive on all my checks.
The dentist waiting room was a video of a chimp getting its teeth cleaned. Unsure if it was specific for me but I was the only one in there.
The relationship between your vagina and asshole will always be tainted, anatomically.
My new porn name is Christian Mingle.
My poop jokes are always a little corny.
Einstein often deduced while he was in the bathroom.
I met a nice lesbian couple at the fish market today but nobody believes me.
I think the best advice Mr. Myagi ever gave to Daniel-San was to make sure that your acting career doesn't peak too early.
My ex asked me why I felt weird when she used to pee with the door open. It was because I had never seen a piece of shit take a piss before.
boy play with girl during wrong period get caught red handed!
bend you over like a shotgun
My life. Is just like a movie. If they also farted in movies.
Blondes spend more time masturbating because it takes them longer to finger it out.
I gotta get one of those Crown Royal bags to put my junk in when I tan. My penis is way too small to be this brown.
my name is louis and i eat where the poo is
I was not trying to cheat on the exam, I swear to God I was staring at her tits.
groupie side piece, concubine vixen, second banana, bachelor #2 with no fixed address, not allowed to talk in a taxi