@donglord69 no, it makes sense. Much easier to push boundaries from semi-anonymity, but now you're less Weird Twitter, more real person.

@just_alison My favorite part is that you outed her on her birthday.

Forgot to mention - @iankarmel exposed an old truth: Voodoo Doughnut apple fritters DESTROY maple/bacon bars. Even better: PEACH fritters.

Tonight's fantastic @backfencepdx show did nothing to ease crushes on @cherylstrayed & @lauragibsonband. Plus: new crush on @johnroderick

And in a total Portland moment, #OccupyPortland protesters offer riot police Voodoo Doughnuts. They decline. #Tension

@erinscafe please keep the west coast pride quiet. Trying to keep the riff raff east of the Rockies. #LASmog #PortlandHipsters

@erinscafe yeah, but that's only going to be worth like $12.95 in 2013 dollars. I'm saving a full $13.00 just in case.

This is my friend the hoverfly. Oh god I'm so lonely.  http://instagram.com/p/ZMP9s4s6Cw/ 

"I saw a Black Flag sticker on a Cadillac" STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB.

Attn: cat people in the Portland metro area: ALL HAIL THE VANCOUVER JESUS-ERA CAT.  http://bit.ly/WdM4OK  (cool story, actually)

@bfraynmastered I'm going to let this reply sit so you can walk away without answering and feel like the champ you are. #esteem

@buzzfeedandrew the point still stands though: it shouldn't be easier to get a gun then a kitten. Anywhere. Ever.

@wisenheimer I DO know what I'm getting with Schlitz, true: the subtle mouthfeel of rat urine & a piquant bouquet suggestive of hepatitis C.

@mollyanorton but you still have roasted watermelon, right? Because that's a B- morning at worst.

Ok, fine. I give. I don't know why I fought it for so many years. I am totally enjoying Arrested Development.

Hiking on Powell Butte with my kids and the @mollyanorton clan. We think we might not make it back out. Hearing banjos. Wish us luck.

@iankarmel I fucking love that with all the Blazer folks in my feed that you had the GM news first.

Seriously, you can't follow @nottildaswinton fast enough.

"Might be the most Portland thing ever" RT @mollyanorton: Darth Vader plays bagpipes on a unicycle. http://t.co/lMdJ6y2r #pdx

So. Union/Pine has free cocktails and Boke Bowl food. And me and @mollyanorton trying on Warby Parker. glasses