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HIRING: a prom date! legitimate applications: your body weight in popcorn/white chocolate/solid gold. also, complete season TV shows on DVD.
do you think that Andy Kos knows how infamous the Kos A$$ really is?
I'm crying my manager sexted me by accident on the job
hello and welcome to this week's episode of The 2014 Graduating Class of 18 Year Old Babies Having Quarter Life Crises
"Sir, can I be your greatest fan for Halloween?" - me
"if crazy Danja doesn't stab you with a knife then sure" - actual thing Mr. Frlan said
Starbucks more like $tarbuck$ because all I find at the bottom of my cup is realization of the ridiculous amount of money I spent on it
Mr.Frlan dance with me you can't deny the music! "I can deny it til I get to my car" Don't fight the rhythm of your heart! "Leave me alone"
rainy days make me unbearably cuddly. that's a rainy-day happy glow, I promise I'm not pregnant.
I'm bringing an air horn to school tomorrow and blasting it at every head topped with bunny ears no exceptions
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: FRLAN ASKED ME TO BUY HIM A DRINK
I just applied to university in my underwear while eating cereal and watching Maggie & the Ferocious Beast . I was not prepared for this.
do not hit on me and expect me to take you seriously, man in the 'Bazinga!' shirt
TDCC, Foals, Vampire Weekend, NMH, Radiohead, and Tame Impala all following each other: one of many reasons why I love & survive my job
Judge and Jury, I stand here before you today to confess my shameful guilt: Gossip Girl has ruined my life.
I got a pocket got a pocket full of existential dread