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do you think that Andy Kos knows how infamous the Kos A$$ really is?
I'm crying my manager sexted me by accident on the job
"Sir, can I be your greatest fan for Halloween?" - me
"if crazy Danja doesn't stab you with a knife then sure" - actual thing Mr. Frlan said
Starbucks more like $tarbuck$ because all I find at the bottom of my cup is realization of the ridiculous amount of money I spent on it
Mr.Frlan dance with me you can't deny the music! "I can deny it til I get to my car" Don't fight the rhythm of your heart! "Leave me alone"
I'm bringing an air horn to school tomorrow and blasting it at every head topped with bunny ears no exceptions
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: FRLAN ASKED ME TO BUY HIM A DRINK
I just applied to university in my underwear while eating cereal and watching Maggie & the Ferocious Beast . I was not prepared for this.
do not hit on me and expect me to take you seriously, man in the 'Bazinga!' shirt
TDCC, Foals, Vampire Weekend, NMH, Radiohead, and Tame Impala all following each other: one of many reasons why I love & survive my job
pls don't complain about school it's an immense opportunity/privilege. your workload isn't hard, you lack time and/or are inefficient & lazy
can I just have a stroke of good luck for once I feel like Leonard DiCaprio at the Oscars
"Mom do you even know a song by The Black Keys?" "Seven Nation Whatever" "NO" "wait then which band is Johnny Depp in, The Black Eyed Peas?"
you know what I have? the biggest crush on Lana Del Rey. you know what I don't have? any regrets about it.