Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Don't be alarmed, but I think some people on here are perverts.
I have no room in my life for thoughtless people.
I bet these haunted house shows are a great thing for me to watch before bed.
I wish I could detox these memories
Act as tough as you want, but everyone wants to love and be loved in return.
I think about it a little less each day, I'd say that's progress.
You break my heart in the blink of an eye...
I mean what I say when I say there is nothing left...
I need a memory wipe.
Have to be honest, 2012 kind of sucks.
Put that in your binder!
Does this cat make me look fat?
FYI, Sandy is my sister's name, and she also leaves a path of destruction wherever she goes. We're so screwed.
You should have fought for me.
Just because I am home during the day does not mean I have been injured by transvaginal mesh or want a new career as a medical assistant!
When you call yourself a "glamour model", please understand we all know you're a stripper.
She looks like Howard Stern with lipstick.
Creep City, and you're the mayor!
Hey, you know what's great about snow??? Nothing!!!
Craft beer lover. Mid-day nap taker. Eagles, Phillies, Flyers. Snacks are my favorite food group.