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Oh shit. Feelings. And I was trying to eat those bastards away. Now I'm fat and I have feelings. Shit.
Y'know what's neat? Star Wars.
Just had a 10 Minute discussion regarding folder colors. Shoot me. Shoot me right in the fucking face.
I'm still confused about why this school for children has a house full of evil wizards
Avengers review: NERDGASM. ALL. OVER. MY. FACE.
Hire me. I will do things for you. I like to help. I am fairly amusing to have around. I will need my own office.
Dear America: Applebees sucks. Stop eating there.
I love my child. I would also like him to shut up.
Disposal's been broken for two weeks. I just fixed it.
More sleeps please
Black Friday can suck it.