Oh shit. Feelings. And I was trying to eat those bastards away. Now I'm fat and I have feelings. Shit.

Y'know what's neat? Star Wars.

Well, shit. How copyright enforcement robots killed the Hugo Awards (via @pocket) http://t.co/G0EkHSDW

Just had a 10 Minute discussion regarding folder colors. Shoot me. Shoot me right in the fucking face.

NASA's brand new spacesuit prototype really does look like Buzz Lightyear  http://bit.ly/XMaQFO 

What if The Thing had its own kid-friendly 1980s toy line? (via @pocket) http://t.co/i6VXP9Bd

Avengers review: NERDGASM. ALL. OVER. MY. FACE.

@ginaritter Sometimes I call 'em my lil mini under boobs.

Hire me. I will do things for you. I like to help. I am fairly amusing to have around. I will need my own office.

Dear America: Applebees sucks. Stop eating there.

I love my child. I would also like him to shut up.

I keep seeing this badass avatar then I realize its me and then I think "I'm a badass" an then I realize - no, no I am not.

Suspect Behind World's Biggest DDoS Attack Arrested  http://bit.ly/Yan0i7 

Sixpence None the Richer's "Kiss Me" in Klingon  http://bit.ly/10jpiW8 

@drduran Your camero is bitchin' (you can see what's coming can't you?)  http://youtu.be/1v3CzvQ9e_w 

'The Amazing Spider Man' Plot Is Hysterical With Bad Lip Reading  http://bit.ly/YPIry9 

It's ENTIRELY possible that I don't want to live in the northeast anymore.

Watching The Dick Van Dyke Show. This is still funny.

Douglas Adams' lost Doctor Who story becomes rather a fun book http://t.co/E7wckgkq

I love this stuff: The 1950s Space Age style known as Googie lives on forever http://t.co/hoDvs6Yc