• Hola!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your likes and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you like, retweet, or follow someone.
Okay, you have been unsubscribed.
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    Gift @vidyagamer Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

    • 168
    • LIKES
    LayneSmalleyTheBlacktasticRedOrangeOrangePurpleRedTurquoise
    • 51
    • RETWEETS
    soIoucitySleeplesssInKyGreenTurquoisePurplePinkGreenPink
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    I could never be internet famous. The excitement I get when One person RT's me is so intense I'd probably have a heart attack if 100 did.

    • 40
    • LIKES
    MolotovJohnnypryanwcs__ingerlishmanCroweJamcharliesgonenowLoKarloRT__WickedRapunzelLakelySmith
    • 28
    • RETWEETS
    pryanwcs__BetterThanYou_xevilbastard707WickedRapunzelMirandaFruth__jillieb0ejustemmahLakelySmith
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    Nickleback is like the nicholas cage of rock bands.

    • 33
    • LIKES
    MolotovJohnnyemberlynovapryanwcs__ingerlishmanfrancoiserollro__cathrynbaschsel__brittaneyvandeg__clarettapetite____
    • 27
    • RETWEETS
    emberlynovapryanwcs__ingerlishmanTurboSwaggerYo____lulambarnesBXSTEEVOPsychographEdwickidchyld
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    I just ate a smaller than average pickle. Don't worry, I berated it for it's size and made sure it knew other pickles were more satisfying

    • 40
    • LIKES
    WubbyMcGubbyMolotovJohnnyVice_QueenmcgoomanShaistaJustintgdtirstpmopryanwcs__NatKingKoleton
    • 20
    • RETWEETS
    MolotovJohnnyHorrorRonaldtgdtirstpmopryanwcs__NatKingKoletonh3dderzalesmaningerlishman
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    "If I had known I'd be sucking dick tonight I would have worn waterproof mascara" Oh the classy things I say.

    • 33
    • LIKES
    MolotovJohnnyhoe_cake11brittneyyy_jennjennheadstrong_girlpryanwcs__Sam_Alan33__Jay1972Jay
    • 14
    • RETWEETS
    pryanwcs__HorrorRonaldbestjen73________tgdtirstpmoingerlishmanSeangp73bouncerface______doucheKronwall__
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    I think i need to become a dom, so i can just command a dude to clean my house, lick my pussy and get the fuck out.

    • 28
    • LIKES
    MolotovJohnnyzalesmaningerlishmanPsychographEdMasterOfFuryOtisPdQangusocallahanCanadianCyn
    • 7
    • RETWEETS
    GonzoPhilSeangp73lorieannlorieanbouncerface______TheEazyHBBullsnReinhartHoGoLightly
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    You know in cartoons when they open their wallets and moths fly out to signify emptyness? That, but my with vagina.

    • 24
    • LIKES
    MolotovJohnnyzalesmaningerlishmanPsychographEdJasonBerlinrudegal1969DSLikesItsoundhunter
    • 10
    • RETWEETS
    rudegal1969stellah567MasterOfFurybouncerface______DorkLiifegurdiiilOrvllShrednbchrthisdustin
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    Nerdy girls like to get RAM-med. ;)

    • 24
    • LIKES
    MolotovJohnnyzalesmanPsychographEdJasonBerlinMasterOfFuryOtisPdQDebaucherony__angusocallahan
    • 10
    • RETWEETS
    MolotovJohnnySeangp73bouncerface______DorkLiifeGonzoPhilCocaine_Burger____H3RBIEDETHHardcoreCarol
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    Daytime twitter is more populated and busy... but night twitter? Night twitter is when the real freaks come out. <3

    • 17
    • LIKES
    MolotovJohnnyNotawhinerTweetingDadGuy__brianbowman73KaylieeeBirddramatic_ruhinpryanwcs__zalesman
    • 14
    • RETWEETS
    pryanwcs__M3GM210newstart43musadobzPsychographEdloopyloup________PreKarmaTracymorris6
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    When I run away in a hurry, I leave a trail of glitter, body lotion and fart. Like a stripper who ate a burrito

    • 24
    • LIKES
    brianbowman73KaylieeeBirdMrDStrictpryanwcs__zalesmaningerlishmanPsychographEdJasonBerlin
    • 7
    • RETWEETS
    MrDStrictpryanwcs__WhipMeBiteMeTheTrueDocLoveCanadianCynItsLabradaJonathanIsKirby
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    I'm sitting here on the internet procrastinating. The thing I am procrastinating doing? Going and playing video games. This is my life.

    • 23
    • LIKES
    pryanwcs__zalesmanPsychographEdJasonBerlinMasterOfFuryOtisPdQangusocallahanCanadianCyn
    • 5
    • RETWEETS
    pryanwcs__der_Grobif0xiepiedatabendrgravebroad
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    Man, both girls and guys like fucking. I wish there didn't need to be such bullshit game playing to arrive to that conclusion.

    • 17
    • LIKES
    zalesmanPsychographEdJasonBerlinMasterOfFuryBoyCalledAnnOtisPdQangusocallahanmasonbearinger
    • 10
    • RETWEETS
    OtisPdQAbandonedxshipJim_e_rustleGonzoPhilCalla13Ry__AutistiCatpatactionmrmachinus
    Calla13Ry__
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    Apparently I am too white to crank dat soldier boy and superman dat hoe.

    • 16
    • LIKES
    zalesmanPsychographEdJasonBerlinMasterOfFuryOtisPdQangusocallahanCanadianCynNickCasalini
    • 9
    • RETWEETS
    GonzoPhilquinnhotelAutistiCatstrikly4myninjaHaRdY804__________TheDanielleRockTorakoHimeZelolicious__
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    girl on tv "If I wouldn't put it in my body, we wont serve it in the store" my dad: "you put penis in your body, and you don't sell that"

    • 20
    • LIKES
    PsychographEdJasonBerlinOtisPdQangusocallahanCanadianCynCalla13Ry__bouncerface______thespacewad______
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    lotocoti__________SourMess
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    If you're a guy who goes to the gym, and you're not training so that you could fight a bear if the need arose I don't even fucking know you.

    • 11
    • LIKES
    zalesmanGonzoPhilPsychographEdRegretZeroAbandonedxshipcwoodzzrenegade_lemuriandioch
    • 10
    • RETWEETS
    AbandonedxshipRubixProbzKillitwithloveLiberykillerhungryforadrianWorthless_BumsAyvereeCainimusPrime
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    From now on any dude I bang is going to have to let me use a clone a willy kit on him. I'm tired of losing good cocks to their stupid owners

    • 13
    • LIKES
    PsychographEdBoyCalledAnnOtisPdQangusocallahanmlkefHuwLaytonCanadianCynGonzoPhil
    • 7
    • RETWEETS
    OtisPdQCanadianCynH2O_HammerDickmen85TheNoodleTheoryJHoule88ExtraLifeChurch
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    If my boyfriend fucks my asshole while Im bald do I have to whisper "No homo" with every thrust?

    • 13
    • LIKES
    zalesmanGonzoPhilCoreyHL1988mrmachinuskunt09__tenismoresonicPsychographEdLilToiletPaper
    • 6
    • RETWEETS
    IDoNotEvenLift____d_iosanFireCrotchCoralSmexSteele__setsuna_quantaPurestKanadajin
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    That awkward moment when scratching your genitals turns into masturbation.

    • 12
    • LIKES
    zalesmanPsychographEdMasterOfFuryOtisPdQangusocallahanCanadianCynOhhScarlet23______TheTrueDocLove
    • 7
    • RETWEETS
    angusocallahanNipsrgreatTheTrueDocLoveGonzoPhilCrimsonYonkoPeetnastyilladope
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    I just did this thing where I arched my back and put my arms all t-rex like and made a dinosaur noise and how am I an adult?

    • 12
    • LIKES
    PsychographEdJasonBerlinOtisPdQangusocallahanMasterOfFuryCanadianCynGonzoPhilHipyeti
    • 6
    • RETWEETS
    mizuumi_analkitten________LiquidTangent____desiraesierra____thisdustinTheNoodleTheory
  • vidyagamer
      Butts Mckenzie @vidyagamer

    Thank god for Christmas backgrounds on porn sites. It really helps me feel like I'm not masturbating alone this holiday season.

    • 11
    • LIKES
    zalesmanGonzoPhilPsychographEdJasonBerlinVeronicasJeanschunkylilman__mrmachinusiGreenMonk
    • 6
    • RETWEETS
    High_AsAhMofoWeskerJvaderiskywalkerthisdustinFapCop__GiantEnemyKrab____
@vidyagamer

@vidyagamer

My tweets are a parody of my real life. Nothing I say is meant to be taken seriously. I really like pink.

Gift 128x128

Like @vidyagamer’s tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.

Gift them Pro!