It sure is fun competing with the league's best like this. #whitesox

@notkenwilliams Chone Figgins sounds like a racial slur.

I don't understand why people retweet their own favstar bullshit *cough* @eliyudin, if you wanted me to jerk you off, just ask already.

Soo, uh, what's stopping #SNL from being more like this live #30Rock. Because it should be.

just loved Chapel Club - All the Eastern Girls (Breton Remix) http://awe.sm/5Adtu on @hypem

@vladchoc Typical Greg.

@bmarked21 That's hot.

@peteholmez I love how you wait so long to say Florida in your Google bit. Fantabulous.

@thenardvark hmm, 1 hour ago, that rental is due back any minute now.

@thenardvark perm Pam perm Pam perm Pam... Why is everyone staring at me?

@eliyudin Ooooh is it a raccoon?? I hope it's a raccoon.

@mzeld beeeeepchdsisuaduciicikdnnfncdjdjdjsjndnsnjxjcjifdokdkdjdk

@southsideasylum we should shoot the moon, ALL outs by strikeout!

@seanblazed That is a fantastic combination of words.

@joshgondelman Oh my god you need to stop oversharing all this ice cream! My father will beat me if I get fat.

@jrfegan These are the Charlotte Knights.

@attravismiller It's very difficult putting Teahen and good defense in the same sentence. I think we're all still adjusting to it.

Breton - Counter Balance (Original Mix)
http://beatport.com/s/t6Eayt #beatport

just loved Yellow Ostrich - WHALE http://awe.sm/5DvC5 on @hypem