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omfg this guy scratched his head and his dandruff got picked up by the wind and it was like some Pocahontas head and shoulders shit
ok when you say "wow this is awkward" when it's quiet you are fucking making it awkward
ME AND MY MOM ARE BOTH LIKE SHITTIN
Orgasmatron sounds like a fucking transformer what. "what does Orgasmatron do" ~ "he turns into a vibrator, he's depressed about that"
MCR's fanbase just can't let shit go without making jokes that aren't fucking funny.
WHEN TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH, THEY GET IT ONNNN, IF ONE PERSON LOVES ANOTHER PERSON VERY MUCH, SOMEONE GETS RAPED.
oh my god something scraped the wall and my grandma was like "omfg whAT was that" and my brother goes "MAYBE IT WAS... AN ALASKAN BULL WORM"
and in that moment, i swear, we were ratchet
is he gonna name it like Frank Anthony Thomas Iero IV or what
Pete Wentz is like fucking Da Vinci and he tweets in code or something
"happy anniversary of my chem tomorrow!!! ten years!!!" YOU ARE FUCKING IGNORANT
my dream job is weenie hut jr's
today I met a Persian man at a toy shop that called SpongeBob SpongeBibo and he changed my life's course
guys that say "who's your daddy" or "call me daddy" during sex deserve to die a slow painful death
lol I wonder if Adele's baby came up out of the blue uninvited
did you know
it's not warp tour
it's warped tour
and if you can't spell it right
you don't deserve a ticket
all the other 👧👦👶 with the 👊⬆👟 you'd better 🏃, better 🏃, out🏃 my 🔫
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