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That time @benmarvin and @natters1210 were supposed to stay at @nick's apartment but slept in a grocery store parking lot in NJ instead.
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Yelling, "STOP! I HAVE TO PEE!" is a good way to get out of a tickle fight. Not so good for getting out of a meeting.
Anyone here want to help me reposition my website to gain maximum web traffic and appear on all the search engines as number one?
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I love predictive text on my new phone. I just go to compose a tweet and it automatically fills in "your mom".
Apparently my bliss for today also involves 311. WTF. It's like senior year doing...tomatoes...behind the baptismal.
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I try not to get really animated during a conversation because I hate it when anvils fall on my head.
the only thing better than lunch at the strip club, is finding out your hot teacher from 4th grade dances here.
oh, and being homeschooled.
oh, and being homeschooled.
All of my interviews go so goddamned well, I should probably delete my twitter at risk of becoming stereotypically unemployed.
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