Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Sext: I'm in the ER getting my dick UNLEASHED from a shampoo bottle.
A bloke cries deep eats fun girl hears in jokes kept leery mean nasty owns prom queen rips soft thin undies verily with Xavier young zealot
Whoever used the urinal before me definitely uses Max Factor Mascara. That pube was 6 times more noticeable and 70% longer.
I am definitely considered twitter delete
I'll leave your knees weak and your lips bruised.
Why isn't there a sniper on fb picking everyone off. Why isn't that happening?
I just ate ANOTHER piece of shortbread and now im in my third trimester
Oh my. One little kiss and now
I live in Sonoma and Paul Giamatti thoroughly hates my kid.
I want the sex scars I brag about to be inflicted by you.
So still haven't blemished my 100% success rate at being hopeless at women.
Does this Tapout T-shirt make the cock in my mouth look fat?
I put thought bubbles on all your avi's, just so I know what you're really thinking.
Facebook. Fuck you. God I wish that rhymed better