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Oh who gives a shit about an STD, I'm gonna gain weight.
Spraying whip cream into my mouth because I'm a seductive and obese bitch
My initials are 'MJ'. Yea boiii, where's ma monkeiii?
All you need is love and a cat
What's black and white black and white? ... A nun rolling down a hill. What's black and white and laughing?... The nun who pushed her
What separates the man from the monster? - Mary Shelley
I'm the best thing since Wham.
And now to end the Olympics, a human sacrifice.
OMG JOHN LENNON I'M GOING TO CRY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN. #youmaysaythatimadreamer
Either some guy called Bolt has won a medal or marvel comics are really at their peak.
I've had a great birthday, thanks to everyone :) x
Its my birthday tomorrow. Usually I'm always really excited but tbh I couldn't give a shit :/
I'm great at being not so great
For every reason you give me to trust you, its somehow ruined by the one mistake you always make.
Planet Earth Live is extraordinary. Nawwh, I love animals
Sarcasm, because smacking someone in the face with a brick is illegal
All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wonder are lost.
#thingsigottateachmyson treat animals with as much love as I will give you.
Student, hippy, literature boffin. The roughness of John's voice in Twist and Shout makes me want to touch myself inappropriately.