Happy birthday to my favourite black German @oldandinyourway who is in fact young and not in my way

@dammitbabies god

@dammitbabies anxiety

@dammitbabies absurdity

@dammitbabies existentialism

@oldandinyourway thank you. I call it, "ugh is this what the next 50 years will look like?"

@oldandinyourway I think now is the perfect time for you to listen to heartthrob then

MOTHERFUCKING SWEATER WEATHER!

When Khalil calls me mommy <

@oldandinyourway OMG he was the highlight of the night

I can never tell the difference between vanilla and banana flavoured stuff???

@verlieren this wins tweet of the night

god i love lists

in love after a week? you obviously have never heard of infatuation

@oldandinyourway sign her tits

@toriaassecret "RT @yourfavwhiteguy: Gays hit up @yourfatsister he looks like he knows what he's doing pic.twitter.com/LXxtg2lUEH"

Der is going to kill us if Khaleel doesn't

No one ever plays with my haaaair

live texting listening session with @oldandinyourway

I love hooters because owls