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"Are you as horny as I am?" Read it backwards and still makes sense. I love English!
What doesn't kill you, might possibly try to kill you again.
No one loves you for who you are. People are in love only with your image they've created in their minds.
Trust over lust. Period.
Time never heals anything. You only get used to the wounds.
I don't want us to be on the same page. I want us to be on the same bed.
I miss those days when you were just another stranger.
If I follow you, 90% chances are I enjoy reading your tweets, not to get a follow back. Remaining 10% for those who look hot.
Internet gave us the liberty of being whoever we want. I chose to be an asshole.
What's more dangerous than giving away your heart? Your time, because you would never get it back.
My presence didn't make much difference. Guess my absence doesn't change things either.
I fart, she didn't fart back. Now I've trust issues.
My inner demon is in love with your outer demon.
What's more devastating than a heart break? Losing/misplacing your credit card.
Say no to "No to drugs".
If she gags on your cum yet swallows it, she's a keeper.
Please tell me how do you manage to keep me out of your mind and thoughts so well.
I don't know what is worse, my nightmares or reality.
When I say "I wanna fuck you", what I actually mean is "I wanna fuck you".
Getting a paper cut is same as getting dumped by your crush you dated mentally.
I tweet/RT what I like. Friends call me Porn Star though I'm not. Nobody laughs at my jokes but me. I suck at flirting but great at stalking.