@strippertweets I've remarked upon the redundancy of "assless chaps" before.

@theremina Those testicle plates would be perfect for serving prairie oysters.

I think that New Orleans humidity has been good for my sinuses.

And my dream did come true! Michael Gira hugged me. Holy moly!

@mlleghoul I like rum balls being described as having a lush beauty.

Received a debt collection letter before the payment's due date. Grrrrr.

Today, I got a fancy pin in recognition for my volunteer work at the library. I'm actually excited about this!

I keep a bowl of water on my bedroom radiator. Low tech humidifier.

This was a few thousand sheets of paper thrown out because she couldn't be bothered to staple them herself. Jeez.

A beetle bopped me in the forehead. So rude!

Seeped some dried hibiscus flowers and fresh mint leaves. The resulting concoction is divine.

Today's one of those days when the humid coolness of the air reminds me of powdered sugar.