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My dad once said to me, "Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you"
Here i thought you were a whore with a heart of gold.. turns out your just a whore with a regular whores heart!
Why am I so thirsty this morning, when I drank so much last night?
This is about me loving you... for real. And not in a 'just to make me cum' kinda way, in a real way..
I love women. Every fucking one of them, even the ugly as shit ones. But don't ask me to trust 'em.
Scooby Doo taught us that the real monsters are Humans
I set my standards pretty low so I'm never disappointed
You think you know, but you have no idea...
Listen here you beautiful bitch I'm about to fuck you up with some truth
Stay away from kids, drugs.
I'm like the Lion King because everything I see is mine
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer
Shit happens when you party naked!
My idea of heaven consists of all the things I would go to hell for
My brain has no heart, and my heart has no brain. I speak with my mind, I appear heartless. I speak with my heart, I appear thoughtless..
I should've been a lawyer cause I'm such a good liar
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Esta pelona y quiere chongo
I'm what you made God, fuck yes I'm so odd. Thinking bout my old friends who weren't my friends all along..
People can come up with statistics to prove anything, 14% of people know that.