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I'm still not fully convinced that USA wasn't playing against the male pop sensation Tokio Hotel #finkeliseinhorn?
Whenever I hear that someone is "unflappable", I always assume it has to do with the condition of their vagina.
To the delightful hobo at Home Depot: you're not crazy asking where they keep their beers at. You're just innovative.
I need someone to dumb down what SOPA is because whenever I hear it, I instinctively add PILLAS to it and start to drool. #whitegirlproblems
Can we do a soul swap? Lohan for Winehouse? Whaddya say, Death?
I wouldn't trust anyone who still uses a sidekick. Unless they were a dealer and trying to keep overhead down. Then that's business savvy
Child. Stilts. Juggling. Hot dog truck. This is all you need to know.
Adult: Making a laser appointment at a dermatologist. Not Adult: putting it in your phone as a PEWPEWPEW voice memo.
I'm gonna declare independence from my pants all day tomorrow
I bet you could bake muffins in your pockets in with this heat.
I don't want to ruin it for my nephew, buy shoe phone has been done already. He may be onto something with a Teva beeper though
I wish Vancouver would riot in the way most Americans envision: lathered in maple syrup, wearing coon skin hats and shouting "aboot."
Anyone else get the feeling that Michael Bay films are just massive product placement orgies? His earlier "works" are advertising handjobs.
I'm still so very, very awkward.
The Mississippi is expanding and moving south because Missouri loves company.
Just saw a woman getting arrested outside of a Walmart. NOW it's Christmas.
To do list: 1. Knife fights 2. Cussin' 3. Cartwheels 4. Nap 5. Assorted hollerin'. Not necessarily in that order