guys remember; when you're sitting there all day playing call of duty, your girlfriend is calling some other guy to do your duty.

11:11 needs to do it's damn job already.

"A woman's worst nightmare is when the guy she loves stops doing the things that made her fall in love."

Love at first sight? Nah. I believe in "damn I wanna fuck you so bad right now" at first sight.

I love having a full tank of gas....never happens though.

The spot that won't tan on my ass<<<<<<<

I need to stop expecting and getting my hopes up. Everyone is such a let down.

santa knows you've been a whore.

becoming friends with someone over a mutual hate of somebody else.

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky ARE SHOOTING YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE?

the text @idwaynef just sent me.......omfg. #helpme

romeo: i just met you and this is crazy but marry me in three days and commit mutual suicide.

random follow man! idk! lol. RT @idwaynef: @drawbelac @vivaladevonn whoa how do you two cuties know each other?

lunch date with my baby was good. love you @niemann23.(:

15 months and counting.....<3

iloveeeeeeyoubaby. looking good over there.(; ---@niemann23

rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.

jake loves me more than i love him. OBVIE!

People are misusing the greater than and lesser than signs and it's super annoying. Gtfo.

I love waking up to him. So in love with you.....<3