Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
No. Waldo! Come on. I didn't mean it! Wait! Come back! Shit, he's fast. HE RAN INTO A CANDY CANE FOREST? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork